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The Sharpest Lives
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— a real person ♂ —
Real picture of me!!!
Born	July 2008 (age 16)
Name in real life	Sam
Current location	Houston, TX
Time zone	Central Time Zone
Current time	11:52 ()
Ethnicity	irrelevant
Eyes	present
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Aliases	ΛΣ, Some Dood That Likes Bananas (talk · contribs), TSL Public (talk · contribs)
Music	love it
Account statistics
Joined	2023-06-082023-06-08 (430 days ago)
First edit	2024-02-03 (240 days later)
Permissions	Extended confirmed AWB pending changes reviewer
Signature	{{The Sharpest Lives|💬|✏️|ℹ️}} – The Sharpest Lives (💬•✏️•ℹ️) (ping me!) – The Sharpest Lives (💬•✏️•ℹ️) (ping me!) – The Sharpest Lives (💬•✏️•ℹ️) The Sharpest Lives (the deadliest to lead)
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for more, see this page's categories. This editor has been thanked by these Wikipedians. This user scored 199 on the Wikipediholic test. Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain. This user has opted out of revert notifications. You should, too! Vandalism Level: Minor   3.32 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 14:10, 11 August 2024 (UTC) () This editor is a Grognard Extraordinaire and is entitled to display this Wikipedia Vest Pocket Edition. This user has publicly declared that he has a conflict of interest regarding the Wikipedia article HITS Theatre.

Hey! I'm Sam, but I edit Wikipedia as The Sharpest Lives, in honor of the MCR song from The Black Parade. I used to be known as User:ΛΣ, but I

1. didn't want non-Latin characters in my username and
2. didn't want to be associated with ΛΣ, the honor society (which I am not a part of).

I appreciate thanks! They make me smile. Any act of appreciation, whether it is cookies (see WP:♥) or a small note, will make my day :)

I like editing music-related articles, especially albums that I like. I started Growing Up, my pet project, so feel free to add/improve it! You may wonder: why am I obsessed with this article? Umm... the Linda Lindas are freaking awesome!? And this is a great album. I also made a handful of other pages on the Linda Lindas' music. That's how I use a lot of my editing time.

I am a fairly new Wikipedian, but I know my way around. If you have any advice or questions, please don't hesitate to ask! Despite my young age (compared to many Wikipedians I've seen), please understand that I am not dumb. (See also WP:Ageism)

I have never and will never edit for pay. I previously edited under the account Some Dood That Likes Bananas (talk · contribs). Yes, it's a stupid name. On this account, I made 5 total edits. 2 were vandalism, 1 was reverting one of those edits, and the other 2 were to my userpage. I do not intend on vandalizing ever again, hence the category on my userpage, Category:Former vandals who now contribute constructively. This is not a sockpuppet, and I intend on getting an admin to block it. I have created two doppelgänger accounts, The Sharpest Live (talk · contribs) and The Sharpest Lifes (talk · contribs), which abides by policies. I also have a public account, TSL Public (talk · contribs), for less secure connections. My brother edits as Twinfantasy(faceinthemirror) (talk · contribs). Just letting y'all know.

Useful links

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• GAN Backlog Drive (July 2024)
  • /central#GA nominations
• Category:All articles with unsourced statements
  Random article with unsourced statements
  • music articlesmusic articles
• The Sharpest Lives on XTools
• Music Reliable Source Search Engine as found on WP:ALBUMSOURCES
• Earwig's Copyvio Detector
• Bots: Cite, IABot (job), OABot, reFill, FTools
• Growing Up (The Linda Lindas album) (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)
• The Sharpest Lives at MusicBrainz

Contributions

This is a non-comprehensive list of my favorite contributions.

Pages started

• Growing Up reviewed by joeyquism
• "Racist, Sexist Boy"
• "Oh!"
• {{The Linda Lindas}}
• A Night at the Symphony
• Category:The Linda Lindas + subcats
• The Linda Lindas discography
• List of songs recorded by the Linda Lindas
• No Obligation

Drafts

• Draft:Tonite (The Go-Go's song)
• Draft:Get There (Bôa album) (draftifyed)
• Draft:Nino (The Linda Lindas song) (info merged here, draft abandoned)

GA reviews

• Where the Angels Fall by SupremeLordBagel
• In the Darkest of Nights, Let the Birds Sing by SupremeLordBagel
• Pablo Honey by PerfectSoundWhatever

Did you know...

• ... that on American band the Linda Lindas' first album, Growing Up, a cat named Lil' Dude is featured playing piano?

Subpages

• AERpreferences.json
• Archives
• Citation pack.js
• DYK pack.js
• Deletion log
• Diff pack.js
• Draft pack.js
• Redirect pack.js
• Standard pack.js
• Status
• Tabs
• Talk pack.js
• Vinyl
• Watchlist pack.js
• When I'm Gone
• XTools
• album
• central
• common.css
• common.js
• pfp
• sandbox
• todo
• twinkleoptions.js

Barnstars

Thanks for participating in the June 2024 backlog drive! You scored 121 points while adding citations to articles during WikiProject Reliability's first {{citation needed}} backlog drive, earning you this cleanup barnstar. Thanks for helping out!

The above barnstar was awarded to me by Adam Black on July 1, 2024

Fun stuff

Do NOT click on the big red button. Not under any circumstances!

Enjoy Conway's Game of Life!

Area 51 :O

Coordinates	37°14′0″N 115°48′30″W

You can't enjoy haha

• Have you seen Edwin Engelbarth, Esquire??
• If you are reading this, you have both lost The Game and I will sue you in real life

WARNING!!!!

This is your only warning; if you edit Wikipedia again, you may be subject to a request for adminship without further notice.

Wow!

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The "edit this page" link actually lets people edit pages.

— WP:SURPRISING

My pet cat is missing 😭

Have you seen this cat?

WTF?

WP:WHEN WP:EDIANS WP:CITE WP:PAGES WP:IN WP:THE WP:PRJ WP:NS, WP:THEY WP:FREQ WP:REF WP:CUTS WP:LIKE "WP:BEANS", "WP:BALLS", WP:AND "WP:BRD". WP:WHILE these MOS:ABBRs are WP:GREAT for WP:RDRing to a WP:SPECIFIC WP:PAGE WP:YOU WP:USE often, it's probably a WP:BADIDEA to make a WP:POINT of using these TLAs in daily WP:TALK, lest your DISCUSSion end up as WP:NONSENSE LIKE the WP:TITLE of this page. BTW, What's This For?

Important rules to remember

• If you see a newcomer do ANYTHING remotely wrong, go ahead and bite their damn ass. per WP:PBTN

Hello Vandalism. I'm Hate You! Because, You are braking Wikipedia. Why? You are Vandalizing. Wikipedia Community Doesn't Want You!

— 애국심 존중, (To Vandalism)

“ It's a well-known fact that new Wikipedia users are delicious, especially with grilled red onions, mayonnaise, and hurt feelings. ” — WP:YUM

Licensing

I agree to multi-license all my contributions into the public domain.

All rights released to all text
I agree to release all rights, unless otherwise stated, to all my text contributions to the English Wikipedia, enabling anyone to use them for any purpose. Please be aware that other contributors might not do the same, so if you want to use my contributions under free use terms, please check the Multi-licensing guide.

Notes

Unified login: The Sharpest Lives is the unique login of this user for all public Wikimedia projects.

Committed identity: 8272e1fe0016d0eb82e957c64cd19d552cbd5e5177defea1a2f4ecdc683a3812e4ce991b80874f56b1318a5c8ac07d213f66afc1c178c0ff4b6ab13d678f9786 is a Keccak-512 commitment to this user's real-life identity.