Wikipedia:WikiQuatch
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WikiQuatch | |
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WikiQuatch caught in 4K or clever WikiHoax? No-one really knows. | |
Scientific classification ![]() | |
Domain: | Eukaryota |
Kingdom: | Animalia |
Phylum: | Chordata |
Class: | Mammalia |
Order: | Primates |
Suborder: | Haplorhini |
Infraorder: | Simiiformes |
Family: | Hominidae |
Tribe: | †Sivapithecini |
Genus: | †Gigantopithecus |
Species: | †G. ?????
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Binomial name | |
†Gigantopithecus ????? | |
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Range shown in white |
WikiQuatch are Wikipedia editors of whom little to nothing is known. The most notable aspect that defines WikiQuatches, is that they never engage with other WikiFauna; exceptions being other WikiCryptids like WikiUnicorns and S.C.R.E.W. controlled WikiBirds. Most WikiFauna believe that WikiQuatches aren't real. There are Wikidenizens that claim to have made contact with them, but no-one really believes them because those WikiLievers are often a bit kooky. Another reason is because the "experiencers" often present conflicting information about their supposed nature and behaviours. The overlapping characteristics that seem to be universally reported are quite peculiar indeed. They are:
- Ability to hide in plain sight
- It is believed that WikiQuatches make edits to Wikipedia without anyone noticing by primarily making edits to obscure pages that no-one pays attention to, or by making edits to less obscure pages but when no-one is paying attention to them.