WikiGiant
A WikiGiant, throwing rocks at vandals
Scientific classification Edit this classification
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
Species:
H. wikigigantis
Binomial name
Homo wikigigantis
Range shown in white
Synonyms

A WikiGiant is an exceedingly large being that ferociously stomps on any vandalism it sees. Typically, the WikiGiant is docile and measured enough to ensure it does not excessively indulge in physical exposition. However, if a known vandal continuously annoys this creature, it will go wild and instead destroy constructive contributions, causing it to get locked up in a giant cage to hang over the wiki and be laughed at continuously by the vandals who should have been blocked in the first place! When not using their feet, WikiGiants often deploy weapons to whack and smack vandals. WikiGiants are also thought to be related to WikiDragons, though this assertion remains unproven.

Known haunts of the WikiGiant

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The WikiGiant is often found in the recent changes zoo, along with other elusive creatures.

It is also found at the bar, drinking barrels of beer and getting drunk. Rarely, WikiGiants can be found engaging in the act of solving conflicts, though this is dependent on whether or not it is inebriated and bashing gnomes.

Gear

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Usually, a WikiGiant carries a sledgehammer to smack vandals out of town. However, certain WikiGiants are known to carry rocks, hammers, and the occasional belt. Note that when a WikiGiant is feeling particularly jolly but still wishes to exert some form of cruel and unusual punishment, a WikiTrout may be used, or a wikiwhale swung at the miscreant.

Are you a WikiGiant?

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Copy this into your userpage: {{User wikipedia/WikiGiant}}

 This user is a WikiGiant.