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- СПУТНИК^{ССС Р} 12:36, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Zombiebaron waves, with no real intention of racking up nearly as many edits as СПУТНИК, now he will continue to shamlessly plug Uncyclopedia.

WP:NOT...

...is not a listing of every Wiki, nor indeed any Wiki, that the English Wikipedia is not. We don't need links to anywhere, least of all Uncyclopedia. Thanks. -Splash^talk 03:32, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

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Hello

Do you? WIKI? Nookdog 20:56, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

• Me no understand the question. Do I what? Zombiebaron 20:58, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

It's slang for hangout and edit at Wikipedia. Nookdog 21:06, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Then no, I use Uncyclopedia very often though. Zombiebaron 17:12, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Untitled Something

How do I create a page?

You type the title you want into the search bar and hit "go". Then click the red text asking if you want to make a page with that title. Zombiebaron 17:12, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

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Did I all I can, sir Robot sir. You may have your way with my women image now. No, be my guest. I insist. -- Zombiebaron (shout) 02:35, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

n00b

PLS unban me.... me sucky sucky $5

-Zana

I will drive to canada if you rly rly want me to.

Bluemaven 04:05, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I doubt that using Wikipedia to pleed for unbanning on Uncyclopedia is an acceptable usage. Kindly fuck off. -- Zombiebaron (shout) 15:46, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Serious Journalism

Take this for the lost art of Cataloguing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Zana_dark/wikiPOP

Uranus 04:08, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

No? -- Zombiebaron (shout) 15:46, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

NO JOKE: I now want to slit my wrists because of you!

-Zana Dark 67.188.165.115 (talk) 00:43, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure my Wikipedia usertalkpage is the proper place to leave your suicide note. -- Zombiebaron (shout) 00:48, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Zana, make peace. Premier Tom Mayfair (talk) —Preceding comment was added at 00:49, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Lookie lookie

I have a cookie.70.57.209.59 (talk) 11:16, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Yay? -- Zombiebaron (shout) 18:51, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Can you please, please, please unban me

I've been a good boy and don't deserve to be banned on Uncyclopedia. I also have completely ignored everything that has happened on this talkpage previously, and consider this to be the ideal place to plead for the lifting of my ban. PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) 05:18, 15 February 2012 (UTC)

You were banned?? -- Zombiebaron (shout) 08:29, 21 February 2012 (UTC)

Nah, but noticed your page here and couldn't resist. PuppyOnTheRadio talk 11:36, 21 February 2012 (UTC)

Haha ok. -- Zombiebaron (shout) 17:28, 21 February 2012 (UTC)

Wait what

You have a Wikipedia account? Why, exactly? 152.26.228.42 (talk) 18:39, 27 September 2012 (UTC) (or WeinribZ, that fag from IRC)

Like 99% of people with an internet connection I read Wikipedia pages on a daily basis. Sometimes I find errors and fix them (check my contribs for some examples). -- Zombiebaron (shout) 18:17, 28 September 2012 (UTC)

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Uncyclopedia is a non-profit volunteer organization, nobody involved with the project gets paid for any aspect of their contributions to it. Thanks for this lovely message though and if you have any further questions about Uncyclopedia I would be happy to answer them! -- Zombiebaron (shout) 18:19, 25 July 2019 (UTC)

Hello Zombiebaron

I have collected the infinity stones and placed them into my gauntlet. I will snap out any COI or vandalism revisions to Uncyclopedia that I see. Your fork is not noteworthy nor are your mirrors. You need to leave Wikipedia now, and go one step further and close your fork in order to stop jeopardizing the main website's search engine results, and stop trying to push your agenda otherwise you may be blocked by an administrator.

This is your only notice. BFDIBebble (talk) 18:38, 25 July 2019 (UTC)

Please stop threatening me. -- Zombiebaron (shout) 18:40, 25 July 2019 (UTC)

Don't worry, I reported user:Bailes2700. If any of those other vandals cause trouble, I will report them too. CLCStudent (talk) 18:47, 25 July 2019 (UTC)

Thank you very much CLCStudent. -- Zombiebaron (shout) 18:52, 25 July 2019 (UTC)

July 2019

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