Zaz-en

Basic

This user is male.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

This user believes that all men are created equal.

This user is a Humanist.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

ja-0

この利用者は日本語が分かりません。

Peripheral

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This user lives in a mathematical universe.

yet,

This user exists in a circle with no circumference.

furthermore,

10

This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

and I thought to mention that

TZ

This user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

This user is not a number, he is a free man.

This user's other car is a TARDIS.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

This user knows 
"...there is no spoon".

Monday

29

April

16:52:09 z

My time is yours...
Very good, proceed...
Yes, I understand...
Yes, fine...
Yes...yes, I understand...
Yes, fine...
Excellent...
Yes...
Could you be more... specific?

You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses.

Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard; increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.