In which we are introduced edit
Good morning, afternoon, night or whatever depending on your time zone. My name's Will McGree and I occasionally edit Wikipedia.
Honestly.
In which we are slightly sceptical edit
This next bit gets a bit weird...
...but not much.
I'm about (at time of writing) to spend three years of my life studying Chemistry for a BSc at Cardiff University's School of Chemistry, with a view to doing Medicine in the Swansea School of Medicine.
In which The Truth goes completely out the airlock edit
My right leg has just recently been granted Citizenship of the European Union as a full member of society. Sadly, this meant the dis-memberment thereof, causing a great deal of pain and anguish, but mostly pain. My Right Leg is currently enjoying a six-year secondment to The Hague as an EU envoy. I get a postcard every now and again, in distressingly good footwriting.
This, clearly, has profound implications for my other leg, which, aside from feeling a little, say, "left out", has taken to pointing its middle toe at me as if to say, "This is all your fault, fatty." Indeed, a painting by my left leg was commissioned recently by the National Portait Gallery under the title "Angry Art" and the pseudonym "L. F. Tleg", purporting to be Finnish.
In which some Truth is restored edit
I currently speak English natively, French semi-natively, German viciously, Spanish precariously, Esperanto unknowingly and Latin sparingly and smugly.
As a result, you may (or may not) find my works on those Wikipediae as well. Yes, that was Wikipediae. Like I said, Latin.
When not trolling editing Wikipedia, I'm either playing doctor on Trauma Center: Under the Knife on Nintendo DS or faffing about in Ubuntu Linux, since I am still a n00b and nowhere near being tuxl33t yet. I think I have root access on my Dad's machine, but I can't be sure.
Linux enthusiasts are welcome, as are, in fact, pretty much anyone moderately sensible with a streak of silly in them. Let me put it this way. If the word "streak" in the last sentence made you giggle, say hello. Ah, go on...
In which The User leaves edit
That's about it. Talk page now open for business, so feel free to leave your business there. But please, leave your dog business in the bins provided.
Thank you.
Will McGree 10:52, 21 August 2006 (UTC)