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Info on Sam Dufus
en-ca-NThis user is a native speaker of Canadian English.
This user is originally from Canada but lives in the U.S.
This user was born in Hong Kong to a foreign domestic worker, and was stateless for months.
This user didn’t finish high school.
This user considers themselves self-educated.
enThis user uses Commonwealth English on talk pages, but the appropriate variety of English in articles.
This user grew up in the suburbs.
This user is a musician.
This user is an artist who works with a variety of creative media.
5This user has run a 5 minute mile. (better than the person who made this userbox)
This user enjoys backpacking.
a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.
This user meditates.
This user is a committed advocate of democracy.
This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.
This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
This user finds censorship offensive.
This user is an anarchist.
R This user is a Ravenclaw.
This user is a Libra.
This user is an Ox.
  This user is a redditor.
This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection.
This user is madly in love with Canadian girls.
DAThis user is a deviant.
The Eye is watching this user.