I don't quite know what to say that would be useful...umm.... I don't want an elaborate user page, really. I'd rather be reading or editing articles....
"I'm pretty new here."
"Why are some vandals so creative, passionate, and persistant, but can't be bothered to do more constructive edits?"
"I speak very rudimentary Italian and Spanish, probably not enough to help here on Wikipedia."
"I mostly just nose around random articles, correct grammar and spelling, and learn about random subjects in the process."
OK. Now I have a user page. I'm off to the articles!