Wikipedia talk:Wikipedia Signpost/2021-12-28/Humour

• Updated the price. Now it's the same as it is. WinUser5 (talk) 17:31, 28 January 2022 (UTC)

• How do you pronounce that numbers? 115.178.246.184 (talk) 23:22, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
  • 68 quadrillion dollars Thingofme (talk) 00:45, 29 December 2021 (UTC)
    • Butjust wait until tomorrow. Smallbones_(smalltalk) 00:53, 29 December 2021 (UTC)

• This looked like a good deal to me, until I read that the contributors aren't included. What a rip-off! 🐶 EpicPupper ^{(he/him | talk)} 03:06, 29 December 2021 (UTC)

  You couldn't pay me to take the contributors of this website. –MJL ‐Talk‐^☖ 19:55, 29 December 2021 (UTC)

  — Mr. Stradivarius ^{♪ talk ♪} 14:14, 2 January 2022 (UTC)

• Quite amusing, but tell me, how does a "lowly peasant" have a quadrillion dollars? Also, no thanks, I'd need the credible contributors if I was suddenly rich enough to buy it. Prairie Astronomer ^{Contributions} 16:49, 29 December 2021 (UTC)

  how does a "lowly peasant" have a quadrillion dollars? Now this is why hard work is important! If you pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and don't waste money on things like solid gold barnstars, it doesn't matter if you're only earning minimum wage. In fact, if you're a lowly peasant and don't have a quadrillion dollars, it means you're lazy and an inferior human being and don't deserve any government assistance since you'd just squander it anyways. {{u|Sdkb}} ^talk 17:28, 29 December 2021 (UTC)^[Humor]

  You haven't heard about Ronald Read (philanthropist)? – SD0001 (talk) 11:45, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

  • @Sp0001: You may be interested in *Albert Lexie, Dale Schroeder, Richard Leroy Walters and Robert Morin (librarian) Smallbones_(smalltalk) 15:32, 30 December 2021 (UTC)
    • @SD0001: Smallbones_(smalltalk) 16:48, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
• Nice. Qzekrom (she/her • talk) 05:13, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
• Very Nice & Very Funny!! 🤣🤣 -Kpddg ^(talk) 14:42, 17 January 2022 (UTC)
• If you buy in the next five minutes, you'll get a kiss on the forehead free of charge! Panini!^🥪 17:21, 20 January 2022 (UTC)
• Whelp time to sell all of my barnstars as NFTS... MrMeAndMrMe_{Let's talk} 05:10, 28 January 2022 (UTC)