Wikipedia:We are deletionist!
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Welcome to Wikipedia, the deletionist wiki. We always delete content that doesn't meet our standards! If you're inclusionist, you will be banned!
My hard work was deleted! edit
Sorry, it will remain deleted. Don't even think about requesting your hard work back to improve it, or you will be banned!
But I'm inclusionist! edit
You're banned anyway.
But 70% of Wikipedia is inclusionist! edit
Well, 70% of Wikipedia is banned.
But isn't there an archive of deleted content? edit
That is banned.
Who do you not ban? edit
Deletionists!
This wiki is stupid! I'm leaving! edit
Fine, leave! You're still banned!
The moral of the story edit
Wikipedia is supposed to be the sum of all human knowledge. Deletionism is hindering its progress toward that goal.