A parody of White and Nerdy by Weird Al, which in turn is a parody of Ridin' by Chamillionaire.

Jimbo: (as a radio announcer) Welcome back ladies & gentlemen to W-I-K-I, the radio station to which anyone can listen.

(Animum comes in from Stage left, is thrown a microphone, visor, and jewelry from off-frame.)

They see me edit
This Wiki,
I know they're all thinkin
That I edit too much
Do you think I edit too much?
Do you think I edit too much?
Think I edit too much?
I want to roll on
A Myspace,
But Lord knows that
I just edit way too much.
Do you think I edit too much?
Do you think I edit too much?
I'm just a Wikiholic.
Look at me, I edit too much.
My edit count's above 10,000
Found a couple of images that were orphaned
I look at the ads by Qxz
Ev'ry editor I see is busy
My user page is all totally pimped out,
Got people beggin' for my Wiki format.
Yo, I can recite every single cat,
I am a unanimous bureaucrat.
Everyone I know is a move-vandal
I want to hit them with a burning candle
I write all my pages in the active voice
When I become a CheckUser I'll rejoice
Once you see my count you'll be amazed
I've been on this site for two consecutive days
Theres a killer bot named MiszaBot
Yo look at him, he's number 1
I edit pages just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I've got a soldering gun
Hotel Wikipedia's my favorite nerd song
I'll beat you to making the world's longest poem
I'm a member of the Department of Fun
I'm fluent in CSS as well as JavaScript
They see me edit
This Wiki,
I know they're all thinkin
That I edit too much
Do you think I edit too much?
Do you think I edit too much?
Think I edit too much?
I want to roll with
The vandals
But I know that I could get indef blocked
That I could get indef blocked
That I could get indef blocked


I been browsin, inspectin
All these pages you know I edit them
The rights on my account, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
While I'm online looking for a vandal to block
I EDIT WIKIPEDIA
I can memorize this list really well
I can recite it right now, and have you any R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a business doin' userpages
When they need some code, who do they call
I do CSS for them all
I even made a userpage for a troll, yo
I got my self a Rollback
They approved me at VPRF
Hope no one sees me
Blockin myself
I edit in the extreme
I block all these vandals
I was in MOTD and WP:ACID and even the LOCE
The only edit that I ever thought was hard
Was when I reverted an editor's good faith edits
Spend every weekend on this site
My username is my name in real-life
They see me edit
This Wiki,
Reverting all my edits
Cuz I edit too much
Do you think I edit too much?
Do you think I edit too much?
I wanna bowl with
The vandals
But they all know I edit too much
That I edit too much
That I edit too much