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The Derby Series of The Table are a series of horse races spanning throughout late April to early July annually in various locations in Kentucky and Tennessee.

The series is open to the public and anyone can enter their horse. The age qualifications for each race vary. Any horse at any age can race in the Post Derby Callimiarry, but the Reel Derby Baby, The Pre-Derby §armiatra, and the N-Sixty-Horse Contestants can only be ages 2–8. Horses from all around the United States of America come to enter in the Series, but it is still little known throughout most of the world.

History of The Series

The Derby Series was founded by Sir William Applebottum in 1925. He got the idea in 1922 while on his farm, a week after a colt had been foaled. That colt would go on to become the first winner of the Reel Derby Baby, his name was "Cavalrye". Cavalrye burst into the horse racing world in the twenties, finishing; 2nd, 4th, and 1st in the runnings of his derbies, and retired with a record of 27:16 and 6. Every year since 1925, there has been a running of all the derbies. The perhaps most famed Derby winner was 1985's Full-Flush winner, Breezy The One-Man-Wrecking Ball. Breezy is the only horse to have won all the derbies in the same year, otherwise known as a Full-Flush.

The 2011 Derby Series

The following will be derby horses set to race in the 2011 What Was That? Derby.

Horse Name Jockey Odds
Breeze From Uranus Trance Thompson 7:1
Leghornian Vareity José Abendaño 35:1
Gay In The Weiner, Straight In The Mind Paul Estrada 9:1
Saumigautti Billy Sampler 26:1
'76 Sunday Tex Martin 39:1
No One Has To Know Arnold Ulrich 25:1
Paupodaupolousolaupolousopaulopaulous Kenny Sweet 30:1
Qvežtchōž Lee Francis 24:1
Dazzle Me Drunk Raul Vendéños 14:1
Can You Crack This One? Zach White 47:1
Nice Ankle Weights, Mom! Tom Saxtonian 36:1
The Expectation Derleth Sweet 9:1
D'ade, You're Getting Smoked By a Filly! Louanne Blasett 50:1
Running In The Wrong Direction Pablo Hernandez 20:1
£-Wallace Palace-£ <Weighless Payless> Rich Aston 5:1
¡No Fuego, Señor! ¡Soy Negro! Sam Short 30:1
Johnny-On-The-Spot Antonio Velé 13:1
Don't Bet Me To Place Andy Demps 46:1
Just Guess, It's a 25% Chance! Louis Westley 18:1
Bearded Man Atop The Bunk Bed Ike Montana 42:1

Category:Horse races in the United States Category:Recurring sporting events established in 1925