Wikipedia:In the news/Hypothetical nominations

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Admission of the 51st U.S. state

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Google goes bankrupt

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Jimmy Hoffa's body located

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I think it's more generational. He's one of the major names of the 60s. Certainly more notable than Glenn Miller or Steve Fossett.--Johnsemlak (talk) 17:48, 4 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]

An NFL team achieves the 16–0 (or 17–0 or how many regular season games are there) perfect season

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Dick Cheney arrested convicted for war crimes

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Moon landings hoax confirmed

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Closure of the world's oldest Sunday newspaper

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Aliens invade Earth

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Abkhazia and/or South Ossetia recognised as independent by the UN

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Someone in the United States almost gets a papercut

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  • Obvious support Papercuts aren't that common in America, and it was shown in all newspapers in the world (the world in this case meaning the United States). That papercut could have had deadly consequences on the world (again, the United States). Fixman (talk!) 15:21, 3 May 2010 (UTC)[reply]