Wikipedia:How to request a private jet

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Many people, including many Wikipedians, dream of owning a private jet, but the cost seems to put this far out of reach of the vast majority of the population. However, all Wikipedia editors are eligible to request one for free.

Requesting your jet edit

Go to any article on Wikipedia. It doesn't matter what page you choose, as long as it's not protected or you have sufficient privileges to edit it. Business jet is a suitable option as of August 2023.

Edit your chosen page using the source editor, and add this code anywhere in the article:

{{citation needed}}

It will look like this: ^{[citation needed]}

Congratulations! You have filed your request with the Wikipedia Citation Request Bureau and should receive your private jet delivered to your home airport as soon as possible!

Other expenses edit

Unfortunately, the purchase price of the jet is not the only expense. Currently, only the jet itself can be requested, as no consensus exists at this time for ^{[citation maintenance needed]}, ^{[citation fuel needed]}, ^{[pilot certificate needed]}, or ^{[citation type rating needed]}