If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it?

Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want?

Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned…

Account Blocking

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Hello. At the time of your user creation, Wikipedia was under a mass attack by a vandal bot. It was creating randomized usernames every few seconds and we were attempting to contain and block it. Unfortunately, either to the similarity of your username or IP address, and your account creation time, I accidentally blocked your account. When you made your request to be unblocked, I was on hiatus, but I am glad another administrator took the time to look into your contributions and remove the block. I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced because of the block, it was a very difficult and frustrating day for all involved. Had it not been for the vandal bot, I would not have blocked your account for your sandbox edits, I do not take blocking lightly. I hope you can continue to enjoy Wikipedia, and accept my apologies. Sincerely «»Who?¿? 07:07, 26 May 2013 (UTC)Reply