Tapuahk

Warning, I'm a newbie and will be slow to publish articles at first, just because I really want to avoid unestablished facts. Tapuahk 20:37, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

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Welcoming is fun-diddly-riffic-tastic!

Yes, welcoming is quite fun-diddly-riffic-tastic. Mustard of doom is kind of fun, too. So is eating and sleeping, but welcoming takes the cake! Mmmm...cake. Cake is cool. It's all cakey. Or cake-esque. Whichever you prefer! Writing weird replies to people who thank me for welcoming them is almost as fun as welcoming. I want McNuggets. From Chuck Norris. Not that I am Chuck Norris. I meant that to emphazize the pause between "McNuggets" and "Chuck Norris." It's fun not being dead. Maybe I am Chuck Norris. I think I'll write a book! I'll call it "Maybe I am Chuck Norris". Yoda would's been good if he were in "Green Eggs and Ham." "Hrmmm, Sam I am!", he'd say. Yeah. -- TheGreatLlama ^{(speak to the Llama!)} 00:51, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

PS: Yes, I'm strange.

PPS: This rhymes with "PBS!" Hooray!

PPPS: Yes, I'm serious about everything I'm saying. Except that Chuck Norris part. And that McNuggets part. And that Yoda part. And that cake part. And that eating, sleeping, and mustard of doom part. But not that welcoming part!