Snudden
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MrDolomite | Talk 21:24, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Mr Dolomite, I shall have you know that, on behalf of the little-known Plankflumduddler, i'd like to wish you a very unhappy christmas. Infact, I hope you don't get any christmas at all. Christmas is a time for nice people. You're not nice. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Snudden (talk • contribs)
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Dear MrDolomite (Dolly.. d'you mind if I call you Dolly?) Dolly. I'm quite offended and rather hurt having taken the time to educate other wikipedians of the Plankflumduddler that you see it necessary then to delete my hard work. I would like to inform you that I spent atleast 24 minutes of my evening yesterday writing that article, in which I could have been taking a well needed bath. As a result of my assuming that the writing of this article was of more importance than cleansing myself, I unfortunately smell. This morning, already the fact that I smell has lost me a job, a car, and my friends want little to do with me. Perhaps more alarmingly, i'm turning to alcohol in an attempt to balance out the misery and destruction currently present within my deteriorating life.
Having recently been diagnosed with a deformity to the left atrium in my heart, and also a terminal illness in the form of cancer of the throat, the article on Plankflumduddlers given my recent losses due to your hasty deletion was really all I had left going for me. With the new-found absence of my only lifeline on Wikipedia I feel there is nothing left to do but to challenge the reasons i'm still in existence. It's my opinion that, having been subject to an array of unspeakable horrors and, more recently, a despicably emotionally destructive cancelling of my first and last wikipedia article, I have little reason to remain on this mortal coil.
And with that I shall bid you farewell.. i'd like to add that, because of my cancer, I will be undergoing treatment from the 21st to the 27th of Decemeber. So for me, Christmas really is being cancelled. I only hope that no other human being will have to suffer the immense sadness and pain that I am, and am destined to endure for the rest of my short life.
Adieu — Preceding unsigned comment added by Snudden (talk • contribs)
Thank you for experimenting with Wikipedia by creating the nonsense article Fillydiddler. Your test worked, and has been or will soon be removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Also, check out Wikipedia:The perfect article if you would like to learn more about article creation. RandyWang (raves/rants) 09:56, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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