User talk:Jruderman/2024 CrowdStrike-related special thanks

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We survived the {{{count}}}-word 2024 CrowdStrike-related article naming saga

Share your worst title suggestions

Can you violate one core criterion while strictly adhering to the rest? Can you violate them all at once? Can you assemble a noun pile that would confound even the most seasoned journalist? Can you subvert our most basic expectations? Jruderman (talk) 10:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

• "#CrowdStruck" Jruderman (talk) 00:00, 26 July 2024 (UTC)
• "2024 CrowdStrike oopsie!" submitted by HotMess
• "2024 Stroustrup–Reagan global IT outages" — Jruderman (talk) 10:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)
• "2024 IT outages caused by a faulty configuration update to CrowdStrike clients" — Jruderman (talk) 10:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)
• "2024 CrowdStrike–Microsoft–Delta–United–DocuSign IT system outages" Jruderman (talk) 12:27, 26 July 2024 (UTC)
• "2024 Information Technology mistakes that were caused due to CrowdStrike Holdings Inc stumbling onto landmines left by Microsoft Corporation. You know, the company that owns Windows." FloridaMan21 (talk) 17:11, 25 July 2024 (UTC) Revised by Jruderman
• "CrowdStrike-Microsoft Cyber/Information Technologies related incident/outage in July 2024" 73.184.232.224 (talk) 20:20, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

• Add your own!

Poll for worst new name

2024 Stroustrup–Reagan global IT outages

• -8/10 -User:Jruderman

2024 IT outages caused by a faulty configuration update to CrowdStrike clients

• -3/10 -User:Jruderman

2024 Information Technology mistakes that were caused due to CrowdStrike Holdings Inc stumbling onto landmines left by Microsoft Corporation. You know, the company that owns Windows.

• -10/10 -User:Jruderman

2024 CrowdStrike oopsie!

• -10/10 -User:Jruderman

#CrowdStruck

• -10/10 -User:Jruderman

2024 CrowdStrike–Microsoft–Delta–United–DocuSign IT system outages

• -8/10 -User:Jruderman

Discussion about the names and poll

• I have started a second poll. Pray I do not start another. Jruderman (talk) 06:51, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

Chatbot interpretations

I asked several chatbots to look at our discussion. ChatGPT was able to view the page given the URL, and Claude was able to accept an upload of the wiki markup.

ChatGPT:

• answered a completely different question???
• on second try, provided a waffly and incorrect summary of the discussion

Claude:

• seemed to understand the discussion quite well
• [censored temporarily]
• suggested "2024 Windows mass reboot incident". Possibly better than the other Microsoft-focused titles we considered, but I don't know why it thought it was a good idea to go in that direction.

— Jruderman (talk) 10:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

Easter egg hunt

I have hidden something at the very top of the move discussion. Can you find it? Jruderman (talk) 10:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

Art

Blue Screen of Life

My Art

FloridaMan21 (talk) 17:40, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

Ship it. Jruderman (talk) 20:42, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

Some context required

• a person who recites MOS:ENBETWEEN every night from memory as he falls asleep
• Revert good-faith edits by SineBot
• Looking for "consensus on whether we have consensus" may sound silly, but ...
• Curious which one I will prefer
• Hope this doesn't open up a time loop

We need to get "incident" out of the title ASAP

Twitter's explore tab displays a headline, possibly AI-generated: "JD Vance Accused of Couch Incident".

Jruderman (talk) 22:49, 26 July 2024 (UTC)