Jesse "the Body" Ventura When a professional wrestler bills himself as "The Body," that's usually a good sign that his actual wrestling skills aren't as impressive as his ability to tolerate massive doses of steroids... After Vietnam (or whatever),... well, let's call it a "tribute" to "Superstar" Billy Graham. You could also call it a "ripoff."...a claim which has been met with much skepticism, especially considering that such clots just happen to be a side effect of steroid abuse.
Joanie "Chyna" Laurer Sleeping with powerful people is a great way to reach the top... as long as you don't stop sleeping with them... "Tailspin" is one of them. "Downward spiral" also works. "Hindenberg" probably wouldn't be an understatement either.... It says something about your life when Howard Stern calls a halt to the on-air abuse and takes you aside after the show to tell you that you're really fucked up and need help.
Mormonism Contrary to popular belief, the Mormon faith is not all that much weirder than any of its mainstream counterparts. The article then goes on to make, with poor English indicative of an article not edited, swipes at Mormonism and other religions.
Miracles: This article is of exceptionally poor quality, especially the first half where the writer uses such phrases as To qualify as a miracle, an event must be either physically impossible, freakishly improbable or extraordinarily convenient. ... Although anyone can spout gibberish, "tongues" are thought to have special characteristics.... It takes a special kind of mindset to distinguish between a "lucky break," a "freak occurrence" and a "miracle."
Christianity [http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/christianity/ It's a nice word, much better than "Christism" or "Jesusism" ... Speaking of titles, wouldn't Satanism sound better as Satianity?
