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Hello! I was wondering if I could become a copy editor for the Signpost, as I want to contribute in some way, but I’m not very skilled at writing. Thanks! Shadestar474(talk)03:35, 27 July 2024 (UTC)Reply
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The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
[1] was a very kind comment of you to leave. The project as a whole can benefit if we all show mutual understanding and compassion towards one another. I'm also learning of WP:BITE - so, in general, thank you for setting a great example for how we all should act in our regular interactions on here (and in real life too). — ThatCopticGuyping me! (talk) (contribs) 15:28, 28 July 2024 (UTC)Reply
won't work on wikis with localized "Special:Contributions". For example: de:Spezial:Beiträge and ru:Служебная:Вклад. An equivalent check without locale dependency is:
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I saw this Help:Drawing attention to new pages. I propose featuring newly published essays in the essay column to draw attention to them. These essays can vary in tone, including serious and humorous ones. The column will be a good place for readers to check on if there's any new essays, discuss and improve them. Svampesky (talk) 14:46, 29 July 2024 (UTC)Reply
This is a very good idea. At some point, I believe it was me and Bri were combing through Category:Wikipedia essays to try to find gemmy stuff that had been forgotten. We got a couple out of that. If there were some way to actually comb through and find newer essays I think this would be fruitful. jp×g🗯️03:24, 30 July 2024 (UTC)Reply
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Hey there, welcome to the 25th issue of the Wikipedia Scripts++ Newsletter, covering all our favorite new and updated user scripts since 1 March 2024. We've got a ton of wonderful editors taking back their pitchforks today. Don't worry, for they come in peace, to forcibly fix and extend existing scripts you use with sheer passion. There's so many, them forks have got what's basically their own column now! gift us with some rows before it's too late Aaron Liu (talk) 04:01, 1 August 2024 (UTC)Reply
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To a lesser extent, the same goes for PrimeHunter/Search sort. I wish someone would integrate the sorts into the sort menu instead of adding 11 portlet links.
An easily configurable script to add a link to the #p-vector-user-menu-overflow portlet with a name, target, and icon. This one should be a relatively easier one. I would do it myself, but I'm too busy rotting away on Celeste (video game).
After the ＲＩＩＪ update, Aaron Liu: Watchlyst Greybar Unsin has a dismiss button that allows you to mark an item as read in one click and cycle to the next Watchlist item.
Lordseriouspig/StatusChangerImproved is just like Enterprisey's script, except you select your status from a dropdown instead of cycling through them with a button. The WMF operates out of car-centric infrastructure anyway. Shame!
Aaron Liu has created Duplinks from Evad37/duplinks-alt; his fork adds a config variable to automatically highlight duplicate links on the loading of any page where the portlet link would've appeared.
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Polygnotus/DuplicateReferences finds references with the same link and displays the number of them along with a button to add the {{duplicated citations}} tag under the references section. Being lazy has never been easier!
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Hi, could you share the link to the deletion discussion? I created that page because the joke seemed to me to be a noteworthy event. There was no attack on Vance in the slightest - the meme has gone viral beyond what would be considered a cursory interest. There is much precedent for creating pages devoted to political jokes, such as Dean scream, for instance. The article was merely a brief summary of the joke in question, but with much more weight given to the media frenzy it inspired. I made it clear in the page title it was about the meme itself. Was there consensus to delete it? Dhantegge (talk) 00:15, 2 August 2024 (UTC)Reply
Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that you did something silly.
Special:Diff/1237237809 — really? I seriously assumed one of the tendentious vandals common in the topic area did this; I was stunned to see it was an established editor and admin. There's no universe where tagging every other word in a sentence is constructive; if you really thought the sentence was that bad, you should have just removed it. Anyways, it should be better now. Dylnuge(Talk • Edits)21:26, 2 August 2024 (UTC)Reply
You are correct, I just read that whole thread and then spent half of the subsequent shower winning a talk page argument against a couple of shampoo bottles. Honestly, I think Wikipedia talk pages are high in the running for the worst possible communication medium on the planet -- maybe "smoke signal" and "message in a bottle" are worse. You can't show people non-CC-licensed images, you can't link to sources if someone thinks the website is bad, you can't categorize the articles in any scheme that has the potential to bother anyone. It's hardly surprising that for twenty years people have been running entire parallel communities on IRC and Discord and Slack and mailing lists: talk pages are borderline unusable. jp×g🗯️22:03, 6 August 2024 (UTC)Reply
Also any comment you make (even if you edit it a couple minutes later) is perpetually preserved in amber so that if you get in an unrelated argument with anybody over any subject for the rest of your life they can link to the time you were having a bad day in 2003 and called some guy an assclown as irrefutable evidence of longrunning conduct issues jp×g🗯️22:05, 6 August 2024 (UTC)Reply
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Latest tech news from the Wikimedia technical community. Please tell other users about these changes. Not all changes will affect you. Translations are available.
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Two new parser functions will be available this week: {{#dir}} and {{#bcp47}}. These will reduce the need for Template:Dir and Template:BCP47 on Commons and allow us to drop 100 million rows from the "what links here" database. Editors at any wiki that use these templates, can help by replacing the templates with these new functions. The templates at Commons will be updated during the Hackathon at Wikimania. [3][4]
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@Svampesky: Are you aware that the diæresis is a part of the English language? This seems like either an issue with providing metadata in the template or improving accessibility software -- not really a thing that can be fixed at TfD. jp×g🗯️04:39, 6 August 2024 (UTC)Reply
To be fair, I didn't realize I was nominating it for deletion on a page called 'Templates for discussion'. I thought it functioned to pool editors in one place, especially as templates are more technical. The section header Nomination for deletion of Template:Newyorkerize was a template. I hope the "mods on the Wikimedia discord server" don't find out about this! Svampesky (talk) 13:56, 6 August 2024 (UTC)Reply
I erroneously filed it thinking it was a place to pool editors and discuss. How do I withdraw it and move the discussion to the talk page? Svampesky (talk) 16:48, 7 August 2024 (UTC)Reply
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No I didn't. jp×g🗯️ 00:53, 30 July 2024 (UTC)
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