Clinton's pet

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As they say in the movies, "oh be-have". Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't make joke edits. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive).

Kukini 23:26, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize pages, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. FearÉIREANN\^(caint) 23:36, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

See Wikipedia:Vandalism_in_progress/Long_term_alerts#goatse_xlink_vandal —Quarl ^(talk) 2006-02-14 13:04Z