Captain Lance Murdoch

Hi there! Captain Lance Murdoch (talk) 13:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, and welcome back to Wikipedia. Jonathunder (talk) 15:35, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for your kind words. Captain Lance Murdoch (talk) 19:26, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

You might be well advised to take up a new hobby until at least Christmas. There are stamps, there's gardening, there are model trains, and so on. All of them more likely to be satisfying than digging an even deeper hole for yourself at wikipedia. PhGustaf (talk) 20:23, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

Indeed.The Magnificent Clean-keeper (talk) 22:19, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

I would suggest that the good Captain check out the footwear department at Target, where you can get a dozen pairs of those things for ten dollars. Mushroom Pizza (talk) 00:38, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

No doubt you can, and evidently have, obtained lots of these socks. But that isn't the path to getting the community ban lifted. Jonathunder (talk) 22:13, 30 April 2010 (UTC)