Cabbagenoob

{{help me}} im new get me started offf {{help me}} the instant chat help thingy wont work.

To get started, please see the links below. I'm not sure why the chat isn't working. //roux   04:53, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Consider this your only warning. Being rude to people who are trying to help you is a really good way to make sure you don't get helped. The chat could not be working for any number of reasons--the server might be down, your browser may not have java enabled, your browser may block popups, the port you need to use could be blocked by your router or ISP, or any of a dozen other things. Try going to www.mibbit.com and using that instead. But I will caution you to be polite in all your further dealings here. Reading our policy on civility will help you. //roux   05:00, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

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You have been blocked indefinitely from editing in accordance with Wikipedia's blocking policy for sockpuppetry and misuse of the project. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by adding the text {{unblock|Your reason here}} below. Hersfold ^(t/a/c) 05:15, 12 March 2009 (UTC)