BenAnimalia

Wikipedia user BenAnimalia is a half-human half-dancer pro Sim Racer. At this time, they are NOT in police custody. (they/them)

Introduction:

Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars?This place is bigger than our apartment!Uh, can I get a drink of water?You want some, huh?Oh wow, look at this tub, do you wanna take a bath?

Day after day.... Love turns gray.... Like the skin of a dying man, But night after night... We pretend its all right, But I have grown older, and you have grown colder, and nothing is very much fun... anymore

Dream Blunt Rotation

I would smoke a blunt with this guy.

Romogoth (talk) 19:56, 29 November 2021 (UTC)

Career

Annoying Outfit Curator

Since an unspecified and an unknowable time, user BenAnimalia has trained and subsequently worked as an "Annoying Fit Curator", searching for and organising the most outrageous (/pos) outfits in Guildford and Woking towns respectively. They gained recognition for their work at some university societies such as GaySoc and EmoSoc, both of which see a high number of annoying fits weekly.

The Wall Expert

Wikipedia user BenAnimalia has an encyclopaedic knowledge of the band Pink Floyd's smash 1979 concept album "The Wall", and is able to recall ostensibly random (but actually cool) facts about both the content and making of said album. They are yet to see any practical benefit to this knowledge, but it's still pretty cool imo.

Linguistics

This user is an avowed linguistic descriptivist

Cultural Appropriation?

This user's top artist for 2021 was the Beach Boys, and they don't even live near a beach? Not picking up Good Vibrations here man. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Romogoth (talk • contribs) 19:33, 1 December 2021 (UTC)

Leader of the Pack

This Wikipedia user is a certified Leader of the Pack, who drives around in their very cool car. I hope they wear a helmet! Vroom Vroom! — Preceding unsigned comment added by Romogoth (talk • contribs) 16:44, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Crimes

2021

• Has failed to indicate at least once
• Driven over the speed limit at least once
• Got a CAKE song stuck in my head
• Climbed walls at the library
• Gave Romeo a concussion
• Shot a Welshman with a crossbow in the bounds of York

2022

• Failed to spot a library camera
• Flew a kite in a public place
• Stealing, thievery, and the like.
• General misc. tomfoolery
• Gave Ro a nosebleed this morning (29/05/22) — Preceding unsigned comment added by Romogoth (talk • contribs) 18:45, 29 May 2022 (UTC)

un petit chat (mal)

	attention!
	il vole la voiture! arrête-le, c'est un criminel! meow! Romogoth (talk) 16:19, 30 November 2021 (UTC)

This is an Actual Talk Page

Hi Ben

hiiiiiiiiii message me back please thank u xx

heyyyyy. hiiiiiiii... heyyyyyy ;) hiiiiiii bennnnn. helloooooo haha x u wanna read the hit fanfiction "insanity, a jeff the killer story" together??? ahah xx uwu

Romogoth (talk) 18:49, 29 May 2022 (UTC)

i tink i in love wit uu.... BenAnimalia (talk) 18:50, 29 May 2022 (UTC)

o ..... i... I like u too..... finna swag..... aha x Romogoth (talk) 18:51, 29 May 2022 (UTC)

saw this and thought of you...

finna swag BenAnimalia (talk) 18:52, 29 May 2022 (UTC)

do u... erm... sorry im shy.

do u like wanna go out together maybe 2 da lego shop? like as friends of course!!!!! haha unless hahah.

sorry that wasn't me my friend took my phone and sent that haha Romogoth (talk) 18:53, 29 May 2022 (UTC)