Rather than either crooked or askew, how about curved?
Also, missing from Pythagoras's list is male, female. There could be reason for that. Interestingly, in other manifestations of the list that show only nine instead of ten, what is missing is -- instead of male, female -- one, many (unity, plurality).
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