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BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
This user is an advanced mathematician.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
DPThis user is a fan of Deep Purple.
1+1=10This user likes binary.
Steak This user is a carnivore.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user dreams primarily in terms of Italian sausage pizza.
PSThis user is addicted to Pixy Stixs
VThis user drinks Vault.
You Might Be a Redneck If...This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.
БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.
This user plays the synthesizer.
MThis user is a die-hard fan of Megadeth.
This user enjoys listening to real metal.
This user enjoys heavy metal music.
This user has an iPod.
iTSThis user uses the
iTunes Store.
JPThis user is breaking the law.
iGen This user is a member of the iGeneration
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This user is of Scottish ancestry.
This user is interested in politics.
This user has ancestors who fought on both sides of the Civil War.
AtGThis user is the
Slaughter of the Soul.
A7XThis user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold.
CC This user was eaten back to life.
When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.
GOPThis user is Republican.
This user is interested in the
Middle Ages.
ADHDThis user has ADHD.
This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.
NIИ  This user is closer to God.
arma virumque cano -
this user is a fan of the Aeneid.
Big Brother is watching this user.
OWThis User has deeply ingrown toenails
This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering
This user plays games on the Wii console.
REThis user plays Resident Evil.
SThis user is a fan of Slayer.
This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
vb.netThis user is a Visual Basic .NET programmer.
Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.