This is so terribly boring. Don't mess with the yellow bus!

-What the fuck does wtf mean?

-If I could be any fictional character, I'd choose to be god!


-The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


-IRC is just multiplayer notepad.


-The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you. And then it hit me!

Oooo. Look!! Userboxes. Lots of 'em. Can I have one? Please!
This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
AvPD This user suffers from avoidant personality disorder.



This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
This user does not have an opinion about anything.
This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.