Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
A: I think I'd kick you in the ****, steal it from you then rub it in your face, 'cause I don't like Klondike bars and I especially don't like this stupid game!
Favorite quote:
Man exists for the purpose of proving to himself every minute that he is a man and not an organ-stop
- Dostoevsky, Notes From the Underground