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Math problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.
pomegranate shampoo will never taste as good as it smells
When you walk into a spider web you automatically know karate!
The easiest way to find something lost is to buy a replacement.
If a ceiling fan could support my weight I would never be bored again.
No matter how long you play tennis, you'll never be as good as the wall.
The washing machine has a "Hand Wash" button. o.O
The back of a cereal box is always more interesting when you are actually eating the cereal.
Copying from one is plagiarism. Copying from many is research.
Nobody wins with a headbutt!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
The orange and green Fruit Loops are secretly Apple Jacks.