Xezlec

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

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This user would like to know all existing languages.

ipa-2
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This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

AIM-4

Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p

FL

Studio

This user produces music with FL Studio.

This user is a code monkey.

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This user is an electronic engineer.

BSE

This user has a Bachelor of Science in Engineering degree.

This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.

This user enjoys electronic music.

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This user listens to Goa and psytrance.

This user needs more cowbell.

&UR?

This user is prosopagnostic and until hearing your voice, thinks you could be Elvis, the Pope, or his mother.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user loves the 1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement

This user is against US troops invading other countries, including Iraq.

This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

This user believes in logic.

This user is a skeptic.

I believe the Earth can be this if we try.

EAC

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user is asexual.

This user supports the LGBTQ+ community and being queer.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

I'm Jesse Z., better known on the internet as Xezlec. I live in an apartment in Austin, Texas, USA. I have a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering (more specifically, the computer engineering subfield) from the University of Texas at Austin. My interests are ultra-broad; I try to know as much as humanly possible about as much as humanly possible, and at as fine a level of detail as is humanly possible.

I currently write unimpressive applications in C for a living. Boring, but it's easy and it pays well.

My interests are mostly science-related. I am interested in many kinds of engineering, physics, mathematics, computer science, and other general science topics. I am also interested in linguistics, electronic music, and science fiction.

I also believe that if people tried really hard, the Earth could be made into a multicolored, regular polyhedron spinning erratically. I'm not sure why would want to do that, but someone made a userbox for it, apparently. So why not.

One last thing: if you ever create a userbox that says "I put 2 spaces after a period" and then change it to say "I put one space after a period" without notifying its users, may you rot in Hell.