Jacek is a hornswoggling buffoon whose hair resembles a Echinocactus grusonii. He is often credited with being a true and loyal friend. He always speaks his mind, never wavers in his decisions, and is forceful in his conjectures. He is the renowned Bodybuilding champion of the East.
And without further ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Polenska virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Yanzek von Hestel!
--Scotsman1979 14:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)