DeKaylin DeMarius Edwardius Zecharius "DDEZ" Metcalf III Junior duh-KAY-lunn duh-MARE-ee-UHS ehd-WARD-ee-UHS zuh-KARE-ee-UHS meht-KAFF the THYRD JOON-YURR;(born June 17, 1966) is a fictional character I made up because my idol is NFL wide receiver DK Metcalf. He played on the Seattle Seahawks from 1987 to 2007, and played college for Incarnate Word from 1981 to 1984 and played for Lenoir-Rhyne from 1985 to 1986.

DDEZ Metcalf III Jr.
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Metcalf III Jr. in 2020 (DK Metcalf in 2020)
No. 14
Position:Wide receiver
Personal information
Born: (1967-06-17) June 17, 1967 (age 57)
near Humptulips, Washington, U.S.
Height:6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Weight:200 lb (91 kg)
Career information
High school:Sedro-Woolley High School
College:Incarnate Word (1981-1984) Lenoir-Rhyne (1985-1986)
NFL draft:1987 / round: 12 / pick: 324
Career history
Career highlights and awards
  • 11× Pro Bowl 1990, 1992, 1995, 1998-2002, 2004-2007
Career NFL statistics
Receptions:1,102
Receiving yards:20,177
Receiving touchdowns:311

Early life

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DDEZ Metcalf III Jr. was born on June 17, 1967 near Humptulips, Washington. When he was 7, Metcalf III Jr. and his family moved to Sedro-Woolley, Washington. He graduated from Sedro-Woolley High School when he was 14.

College career

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Shortly after, Metcalf III Jr. left to go to San Antonio, Texas to go to Incarnate Word. He played for them until 1985, where he played at Lenoir-Rhyne in Hickory, North Carolina for 2 years.

Professional career

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Metcalf III Jr. was drafted by his hometown team the Seattle Seahawks in the 12th round with the 324th pick (Tony Burse was Seattles actual pick) in the 1987 NFL draft.

Metcalf III Jr. retired on February 7, 2008, as the Seahawks all-time receiving leader in touchdowns, receptions and yards. He finished with 11 pro bowls, and other than Jerry Rice, he is considered one of the best receivers of all time.

Personal life

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Metcalf III Jr. has an IQ of 180, his wife has an IQ of 175, which is why they both graduated at the age of 14. Metcalf III Jr. has been married to his high school sweetheart Wanda Herbert Octon Ramsey Evans “WHORE” (now Wanda Herbert Octon Metcalf “WHOM”), since 1985, when they were both 18, but had been in a relationship since 1980, when they both were in their senior year of high school. They have three children, two sons: DeMarius Edwardius “DM” Metcalf (b. 1991) and DeKaylin Zecharius “DK” Metcalf (b. 1997), their daughter is named Emily Mary Metcalf Evans “EMME” (b. 2003). Metcalf III Jr. is best friends with Big Pitts Ohio and Mite B. DeCarburetor, which they were called “The Big Three” during their time together with the Seattle Seahawks from 1995-1998. They are known as the original Seattle Seahawks group, before the Legion of Boom.

Big Pitts Ohio

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Brock Issac Grahams "Big" Pitts Ohio sometimes capitalized "BIG" (born November 22, 1970) is a fictional character I made up, mostly because he is good friends with DDEZ Metcalf III Jr. Pitts Ohio is partly inspired from former Pittsburgh Steelers tight end Heath Miller.

Big Pitts Ohio
 
Pitts Ohio in 2009 (Heath Miller in 2012)
No. 80, 83, 88, 89
Position:Tight end
Personal information
Born: (1970-11-22) November 22, 1970 (age 53)
San Antonio, Texas, U.S.
Height:6 ft 10 in (2.08 m)
Weight:275 lb (125 kg)
Career information
College:Incarnate Word (1988-1990)
NFL draft:1991 / round: 9 / pick: 238
Career history
Career highlights and awards
  • Pro Bowl 1995, 1997, 1998, 2004, 2006-2009
Career NFL statistics
Receptions:1,118
Receiving yards:10,039
Receiving touchdowns:126

Professional career

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Pitts Ohio was drafted by the New York Jets with the 238th pick in the 9th round.

New York Jets

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He was released by the Jets after being injured in his rookie season, then only having 104 receiving yards and no touchdowns in 20 games.

Dallas Cowboys

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Pitts Ohio was picked up by the Dallas Cowboys in week 8 of the 1993 season. He did well in his backup role in 1993 and 1994, having 576 receiving yards and 10 touchdowns.

Start of 1995

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In the first 7 weeks of 1995, Pitts Ohio had 409 yards and 7 touchdowns. He was traded to Seattle before the trade deadline.

Seattle Seahawks

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Pitts Ohio was traded to the Seahawks for a measly 5th round pick in 1997.

Rest of 1995

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He finished the 1995 season with 555 yards and 7 touchdowns in his Seattle stint, which totaled for 964 yards and 14 touchdowns, both the best for tight ends in the 1995 season.

1996

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Pitts Ohio was once again plagued with the injury bug, getting injured in the preseason, and missed half of the season. Week 10 and beyond, Pitts Ohio had 322 receiving yards and 2 touchdowns.

1997

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In Week 10, Pitts Ohio had one of the best performances in tight end history, 251 receiving yards and 4 touchdowns, leading to a 35-10 Seattle victory. He finished the season overall with 1128 receiving yards and 20 touchdowns, both records for tight ends.

Start of 1998

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Pitts Ohio started out the 1998 season with 604 yards and 9 touchdowns, in the first 7 weeks.

Pittsburgh Steelers

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However, he was traded by Seattle to the Pittsburgh Steelers for a 1999 first and second round pick, and a 2000 first and second round pick.

Rest of 1998

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He finished the season having 366 receiving yards and 3 touchdowns with the Steelers. In total, Pitts Ohio had 970 receiving yards and 10 touchdowns for the 1998 season.

1999

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Through the first 11 weeks of the 1999 season, Pitts Ohio had a relatively good season, 626 receiving yards and 5 touchdowns. However, he once again was plagued with injuries, he tore his ACL in week 13.

2000-2003

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Pitts Ohio was diagnosed with cancer on February 28, 2000 (DeCarburetor’s 26th birthday.) He was diagnosed cancer free on May 20, 2004, and retired to the Steelers that same year.

2004

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After being out of the league for nearly half a decade, Pitts Ohio finished the season with 900 yards and 9 touchdowns. It was just enough for Pitts Ohio to make his 4th Pro Bowl.

2005

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Pitts Ohio had 761 yards and 12 touchdowns, he did not however, make the Pro Bowl.

2006

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Pitts Ohio had 906 receiving yards and 8 touchdowns and made the Pro Bowl.

2007

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Pitts Ohio had 1004 receiving yards and 11 touchdowns, the best in the league (for a tight end) and made the Pro Bowl.

2008

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Pitts Ohio had 10 touchdowns and 802 yards, barely enough to make the Pro Bowl.

2009

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Pitts Ohio tore his ACL again in training camp, on July 27, 2009, and was out for the whole season.

2010

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Pitts Ohio finished the season with 976 receiving yards and 14 touchdowns and made the Pro Bowl. After making the Super Bowl (and losing) Pitts Ohio officially called it quits after 18 years in the league (he spent 14 of them playing) on February 10, 2011.

Personal life

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Pitts Ohio along with Metcalf III Jr. and DeCarburetor have been friends since they were all with Seattle in 1995 to 1998. They were known as the "Big Three."

Mite B. DeCarburetor

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Michael Terry Bennett "Mite B." DeCarburetor sometimes capitalized "MITE B." or "MiTe B."US: MYGHT BEE DUH-kar-BURR-ay-turr UK: MOYHT BEE DUH-kahb-ree-AUGH-taa; (born February 28, 1974) is a fictional character I made up, mostly because he is good friends with DDEZ Metcalf III Jr. DeCarburetor is partly inspired from former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber.

Mite B. DeCarburetor
 
DeCarburetor in 2007 (Tiki Barber in 2007)
No. 24, 30
Position:Running back
Personal information
Born: (1974-02-28) February 28, 1974 (age 50)
Issaquah, Washington, U.S.
Height:5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)
Weight:180 lb (82 kg)
Career information
College: Washington (1992-1994)
NFL draft:1995 / round: 7 / pick: 216
Career history
Career highlights and awards
  • Pro Bowl 1995-1998, 2002, 2005, 2008
Career NFL statistics
Carries:2,362
Rushing yards:9,200
Running touchdowns:202

Other stuff

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DeCarburetor along with Metcalf III Jr. and Pitts Ohio have been friends since they were all with Seattle in 1995 to 1998. They were known as the "Big Three."

Ti'airry Ball

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Ti'airry Ball TEE-ar-EE BAWL; (born March 16, 2000), nicknamed "Baller", is an American professional football running back for the Las Vegas Raiders of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football at Georgia from 2019 to 2021 and Missouri in 2022 and 2023 and was selected by the Raiders in the fifth round of the 2024 NFL draft.

Ti'airry Ball
 
Ti'airry Ball with Georgia in 2021 (Zamir White in 2021)
No. 1 – Las Vegas Raiders
Position:Running back
Personal information
Born: (2000-03-16) March 16, 2000 (age 24)
Wentzville, Missouri, U.S.
Height:6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)
Weight:225 lb (102 kg)
Career information
High school:Timberland
(Wentzville, Missouri)
College:Georgia (2019–2021) Missouri (2022–2023)
NFL draft:2024 / round: 5 / pick: 148
Career history
Roster status:Active
Career NFL statistics as of Week 7, 2024
Rushing yards:122
Rushing average:2.8
Rushing touchdowns:4
Receptions:4
Receiving yards:25
Receiving touchdowns:1

Personal life

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Ball is the brother of former NFL running back Montee Ball.

Zeeva Z

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Zeeva "Z" the Cat ZEE-və; alternatively spelled Zeva and better known as Zeeva Z (born August 4, 2017) is an American cat. She is the sister of Jethro the Cat.

Zeeva Z
 
Image of a cat that resembles Zeeva Z
Born
Zeeva the Cat

(2017-08-04) August 4, 2017 (age 7)
NationalityAmerican
Other namesZeva, Zeva Z, Zeeva Z, Z
OccupationCat
Years active2017-present
Known forBeing a cat
Notable workBeing a cat

Zeeva Z was born on August 4, 2017, in Spokane Valley, Washington. She, along with Jethro, Hadley and Deacon were all adopted in April 2018, and lived in Liberty Lake, Washington until December 2021.

Zeeva Z used to be in good relations with Jethro, Hadley and Deacon, however, in 2018, relations broke down, and the other three cats formed the alliance known as the "Triple Entente", and have had various squabbles and disputes since then.

Zeeva Z is known to be the friendliest cat of them all, and most feisty of them. She may hide at first, but shortly thereafter she becomes friendly and wants to be petted.

Zeeva Z always wants to be played with, whenever she sees you bringing out a toy, she will instantly go after it (preferably a mouse toy).

December 2021 — July 2022

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From December 12, 2021 until July 16, 2022, all of the cats went back to the shelter they were in 4 years previously.

Jethro the Cat

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Jethro "J" the Cat (born August 4, 2017) is an American cat. He is the brother of Zeeva the Cat.

Jethro the Cat
 
Image of a cat that resembles Jethro
Born
Jethro the Cat

(2017-08-04) August 4, 2017 (age 7)
NationalityAmerican
Other namesJeffbro, big guy, Jethro J
OccupationCat
Years active2017-present
Known forBeing a cat
Notable workBeing a cat

Jethro was born on August 4, 2017, in Spokane Valley, Washington. He, along with Zeeva Z, Hadley and Deacon were all adopted in April 2018, and lived in Liberty Lake, Washington until December 2021.

Jethro, along with Hadley and Deacon made an alliance called the "Triple Entente", in 2018, against Zeeva Z, and have had various squabbles and disputes against her since then.

Jethro is the "nicest" cat of them all. However, he is a scaredy cat.

December 2021 — July 2022

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From December 12, 2021 until July 16, 2022, all of the cats went back to the shelter they were in 4 years previously.

Personal life

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Jethro is a heavy cat, and weighs over 20 pounds, and earned the nickname "big guy" (all lowercase) because of his weight.

Hadley the Cat

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Hadley the Cat (born October 10, 2017) is an American cat. She was the sister of Deacon the Cat.

Hadley the Cat
 
Image of a cat that resembles Hadley
Born
Hadley the Cat

(2017-10-10) October 10, 2017 (age 7)
NationalityAmerican
Other namesHadley Girl, Hadley Badley, Hadley Badgley
OccupationCat
Years active2017-present
Known forBeing a cat
Notable workBeing a cat

Hadley was born in October 2017, presumed October 10, near or in Eastern Washington (presumed) Deer Park. She, along with Zeeva Z, Jethro and Deacon were all adopted in April 2018, and lived in Liberty Lake, Washington until December 2021.

Hadley, along with Jethro and Deacon made an alliance called the "Triple Entente", in 2018, against Zeeva Z, and have had various squabbles and disputes against her since then.

Hadley is the scardiest of the cats as they come. Good luck finding her unless she hears the food bowls coming out or if it is playtime.

December 2021 — July 2022

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From December 12, 2021 until July 16, 2022, all of the cats went back to the shelter they were in 4 years previously.

Deacon the Cat

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Deacon the Cat (October 10, 2017 - October 13, 2024) was an American cat. He was the brother of Hadley the Cat.

Deacon the Cat
 
Image of a cat that resembled Deacon
Born
Deacon the Cat

(2017-10-10)October 10, 2017
DiedOctober 13, 2024(2024-10-13) (aged 7)
Eastern Washington, U.S.
NationalityAmerican
Other namesDeacon Boy, Breadcon, Dakken
OccupationCat
Years active2017–2024
Known forBeing a cat
Notable workBeing a cat

Deacon was born in October 2017, presumed October 10, near or in Eastern Washington (presumed) Deer Park. He, along with Zeeva Z, Jethro and Hadley were all adopted in April 2018, and lived in Liberty Lake, Washington until December 2021.

Deacon, along with Hadley and Jethro made an alliance called the "Triple Entente", in 2018, against Zeeva Z and have had various squabbles and disputes against her since then.

Deacon was the weirdest of them all. He will sometimes pass by, however slinking down when you try to pet him. The only time he would tolerate you is when he was hungry.

December 2021 — July 2022

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From December 12, 2021 until July 16, 2022, all of the cats went back to the shelter they were in 4 years previously.

Death

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Deacon died on October 13, 2024 likely of cancer, however death is not fully known. He was 7 years old (or 44 in cat years), and is lived on by his sister Hadley the Cat and his siblings.

The Cameron's

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Andrew Cameron
— Wikipedian  —
BornAndrew Colin Cameron
(1971-11-06) November 6, 1971 (age 53)
NationalityAmerican
Current locationEastern Washington, U.S.
LanguagesEnglish, German
Family and friends
Marital statusMarried
Spouse
Amanda Franklin
(m. 2001; div. 2013)
Jansen Brayden
(m. 2021)
Children1 (Colin)
Siblings7
Education and employment
High schoolColumbia High School (Fruitland, Washington)

Amanda Franklin-Cameron

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Amanda Franklin-Cameron
— Wikipedian  —
BornAmanda Morris Franklin
(1975-08-08) August 8, 1975 (age 49)
NationalityAmerican
Current locationEastern Washington, U.S.
LanguagesEnglish, French
Family and friends
Marital statusSingle
Spouse
Andrew Cameron
(m. 2001; div. 2013)
Corliss Anderson
(m. 2014; died 2021)
Children2 (Colin, Saibel)
Siblings1
Education and employment
High schoolUniversity High School (Spokane, Washington)
CollegeSpokane Community College

Priscilla Victor

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Priscilla Victor
— Wikipedian  —
BornPriscilla Mann Lyndon
(1955-05-05) May 5, 1955 (age 69)
NationalityAmerican
Current locationEastern Washington, U.S.
LanguagesEnglish
Family and friends
Marital statusSingle
Spouse
Rodney Franklin
(m. 1973; died 1998)
Richard Fairland
(m. 2001; died 2002)
Thomas Victor
(m. 2007; died 2012)
Children2 (Amanda, Ramada)
Siblings8
Education and employment
High schoolEast Valley High School (Newman Lake, Washington)

Saibel Franklin

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Saibel Franklin
— Wikipedian  —
BornSaibel Morris Franklin
(1995-12-01) December 1, 1995 (age 28)
NationalityAmerican
Current locationEastern Washington, U.S.
LanguagesEnglish, French
Family and friends
Marital statusMarried
Spouse
Jem McDonald
(m. 2017)
Siblings1
Education and employment
High schoolUniversity High School (Spokane Valley, Washington)

Jansen Cameron

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Jansen Cameron
— Wikipedian  —
BornJansen Daisy Elizabeth Brayden
(1980-11-14) November 14, 1980 (age 44)
Manila, Philippines
NationalityFilipino, American
Current locationEastern Washington, U.S.
LanguagesTagalog, English, Japanese
Family and friends
Marital statusMarried
Spouse
Andrew Cameron
(m. 2021)
Education and employment
High school(Manila, Philippines)

Ramada Franklin

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Ramada Franklin
— Wikipedian  —
BornRamada Leeds Franklin
(1982-08-27) August 27, 1982 (age 42)
Spokane Valley, Washington, U.S.
NationalityAmerican
Current locationEastern Washington, U.S.
LanguagesEnglish, French
Family and friends
Marital statusSingle
Spouse
Clark Morrison
(m. 2000; div. 2003)
Chandler Thompson
(m. 2008; div. 2018)
Children2 (Roger, Silas)
Education and employment
High schoolUniversity High School (Spokane, Washington)

beef boss

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Beef Nancy Boss (stylized as beef boss) (born January 5, 1990) is a fictional American character. While first appearing as a character in Fortnite back in 2017, he is now the main character on the Poofesure channel.

beef boss
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Ethnicity of beef boss
BornBeef Nancy Boss
(1990-01-05) January 5, 1990 (age 34)
PronounsHe/Him
NationalityAmerican, Japanese
Current locationJapan
LanguagesEnglish, Japanese
EthnicityHamburger
HairBald
EyesGreen
Family and friends
Marital statusMarried
Spouse
Abby Boss
(m. 2019)
Children3 (Alfie, Heidi and Dexter)

Early years

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beef boss was born in Potomac, Maryland on January 5, 1990, and moved in February 1999 to Cary, North Carolina. Since most Mii's (in Tomodachi Life) were born on January 1, 1990, this makes beef boss younger than most Mii's, including Abby by 4 days.

First appearance

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We do not know much about beef boss from February 1999 to July 2019, other than he appeared in Fortnite back in 2017.

On July 9, 2019, beef boss first appeared on the Poofesure channel, he was starting off in Wii Sports, specifically baseball. Ironically the first pitch beef boss hit (on screen) was a ball caught by his future wife, Abby. The next time around beef boss hit a foul ball, and then an out. One of the first words that Poofesure said about beef boss was "beef boss, you were my man!" The next few turns, beef boss is shown catching a ball for the end of the first inning, in which they got a mercy rule. In his last game he had an out and played as the catcher. In the final game shown in beef boss's first appearance was a win to Marco, 18 to 5.

Personal life

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beef boss has been married to Abby Boss since 2019, they have three children together. However, it has been debated that they may have divorced in 2021, since Poofesure started a new Tomodachi Life and broke up with beef boss, however, most evidence has beef boss and Abby still together.

YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS BATTLE, BUT I WILL WIN THE WAR

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This is a list of all missed field goals in the 2023 NFL season.

Week 1

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Browns vs. Bengals Evan McPherson 51 Right No Right No
Seahawks vs. Rams Brett Maher 57 Right Yes N/A No
Seahawks vs. Rams Jason Myers 39 Left No Right Yes
Seahawks vs. Rams Brett Maher 56 Left No Right No
Broncos vs. Raiders Wil Lutz 55 Right No Right No
Giants vs. Cowboys Graham Gano 45 Left Yes N/A No
Giants vs. Cowboys Graham Gano 36 Right No Left No

Week 2

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Eagles vs. Vikings Jake Elliott 55 Left No Right No
Bengals vs. Ravens Justin Tucker 59 Left No Right No
Buccaneers vs. Bears Chase McLaughlin 40 Left Yes N/A No
Lions vs. Seahawks Jason Myers 45 Left No Left No
Lions vs. Seahawks Jason Myers 56 Right No Left No
Texans vs. Colts Kaʻimi Fairbairn 51 Middle No Left No
Cardinals vs. Giants Matt Prater 55 Left No Left No
Broncos vs. Commanders Joey Slye 49 Right No Right No
Broncos vs. Commanders Joey Slye 59 Left No Right No
Patriots vs. Dolphins Jason Sanders 49 Right Yes N/A No
Patriots vs. Dolphins Jason Sanders 55 Left No Left No
Steelers vs. Browns Dustin Hopkins 43 Left No Left No

Week 3

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Jaguars vs. Texans Brandon McManus 48 Right No Right No
Jets vs. Patriots Chad Ryland 48 Middle No Right No
Jaguars vs. Texans Brandon McManus 51 Right Yes N/A No
Jets vs. Patriots Chad Ryland 57 Right No Left No
Vikings vs. Chargers Cameron Dicker 53 Right No Left No
Lions vs. Falcons Younghoe Koo 47 Left No Right No
Packers vs. Saints Blake Grupe 46 Left No Right No
Ravens vs. Colts Justin Tucker 61 Left No Short No
Seahawks vs. Panthers Eddy Piñeiro 55 Left No Right No
Bengals vs. Rams Evan McPherson 56 Left No Left No

Week 4

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Colts vs. Rams Matt Gay 47 Left No Right No
Colts vs. Rams Brett Maher 46 Right No Left No
Colts vs. Rams Brett Maher 48 Left No Left No
Cowboys vs. Patriots Chad Ryland 52 Middle No Right No
Jets vs. Chiefs Greg Zuerlein 52 Right No Right Yes
Giants vs. Seahawks Jason Myers 53 Right No Left No

Week 5

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Commanders vs. Bears Joey Slye 46 Left No Right No
Dolphins vs. Giants Graham Gano 55 Left No Left No
Patriots vs. Saints Chad Ryland 48 Left No Left No
Raiders vs. Packers Daniel Carlson 53 Middle No Left No
Raiders vs. Packers Daniel Carlson 52 Left No Right Yes

Week 6

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Browns vs. 49ers Jake Moody 54 Left No Left No
Texans vs. Saints Blake Grupe 52 Left No Right No
Browns vs. 49ers Dustin Hopkins 47 Right No Left No
Dolpins vs. Panthers Eddy Piñeiro 43 Left No Right No
Bears vs. Vikings Greg Joseph 57 Left No Right No
Texans vs. Saints Blake Grupe 29 Right No Left No
Browns vs. 49ers Jake Moody 41 Middle No Right No
Buccaneers vs. Lions Riley Patterson 52 Right No Right No
Seahawks vs. Cardinals Matt Prater 34 Right No Left No
Jets vs. Eagles Jake Elliott 37 Left No Right No
Bills vs. Giants Tyler Bass 52 Left No Right No
Bills vs. Giants Tyler Bass 53 Left No Right No

Week 7

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Saints vs. Jaguars Blake Grupe 51 Right No Right No
Texans vs. Saints Daniel Carlson 41 Left No Left No
Giants vs. Commanders Graham Gano 42 Left No Right No
Colts vs. Browns Matt Gay 60 Left Yes N/A No
Patriots vs. Bills Tyler Bass 42 Middle No Right No
Giants vs. Commanders Joey Slye 27 Right Yes N/A No
Rams vs. Steelers Brett Maher 53 Right No Left Yes
Broncos vs. Packers Anders Carlson 43 Left No Right No
Rams vs. Steelers Brett Maher 51 Right No Left No
Vikings vs. 49ers Jake Moody 40 Right No Right No
Vikings vs. 49ers Greg Joseph 50 Left No Right No

Week 8

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Bills vs. Buccaneers Chase McLaughlin 50 Right Yes N/A No
Packers vs. Vikings Greg Joseph 42 Right No Right No
Giants vs. Jets Graham Gano 47 Left No Left No
Cardinals vs. Ravens Justin Tucker 53 Left No Left Yes
Steelers vs. Jaguars Chris Boswell 61 Left No Right No
Packers vs. Vikings Greg Joseph 44 Left Yes N/A No
Giants vs. Jets Graham Gano 35 Right No Left No
49ers vs. Bengals Evan McPherson 50 Left No Right No
Broncos vs. Chiefs Wil Lutz 38 Right Yes N/A No
Vikings vs. 49ers Riley Patterson 26 Left No Right No

Week 9

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Saints vs. Bears Cairo Santos 40 Right No Right Yes
Packers vs. Rams Anders Carlson 48 Right No Left No
Packers vs. Rams Lucas Havrisik 49 Right No Right No
Browns vs. Cardinals Dustin Hopkins 48 Right No Left No
Saints vs. Bears Blake Grupe 47 Left No Left Yes

Week 10

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Bears vs. Panthers Eddy Piñeiro 59 Left No Short No
Patriots vs. Colts Matt Gay 57 Middle No Short No
Patriots vs. Colts Chad Ryland 35 Right No Right No
Buccaneers vs. Titans Nick Folk 51 Right No Right No
Ravens vs. Browns Justin Tucker 55 Middle Yes N/A No
Vikings vs. Saints Greg Joseph 54 Left No Right No

Week 11

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Ravens vs. Bengals Evan McPherson 53 Right No Left No
Packets vs. Chargers Anders Carlson 52 Middle No Right No
Texans vs. Cardinals Matt Ammendola 48 Left No Left No
Dolphins vs. Raiders Jason Sanders 50 Left No Left No
Rams vs. Seahawks Jason Myers 55 Left No Right No

Week 12

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Lions vs. Packers Anders Carlson 63 Right No Short No
Seahawks vs. 49ers Jason Myers 53 Left No Right No
Texans vs. Jaguars Matt Ammendola 50 Left No Right No
Colts vs. Buccaneers Matt Gay 58 Right No Left Yes
Texans vs. Jaguars Brandon McManus 55 Left No Right No
Texans vs. Jaguars Matt Ammendola 58 Left No Short Yes
Falcons vs. Saints Blake Grupe 54 Left No Left No
Giants vs. Patriots Chad Ryland 35 Right No Left No
Raiders vs. Chiefs Daniel Carlson 30 Right No Left No
Cardinals vs. Rams Lucas Havrisik 50 Left No Right No
Eagles vs. Bills Tyler Bass 34 Right No Left No
Eagles vs. Bills Tyler Bass 48 Right No Right No
Cardinals vs. Rams Matt Prater 56 Left No Right No
Ravens vs. Chargers Justin Tucker 44 Right No Left No
Vikings vs. Bears Cairo Santos 48 Right No Right No

Week 13

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Cowboys vs. Seahawks Jason Myers 42 Right No Right No
Steelers vs. Cardinals Chris Boswell 45 Right No Right No
Commanders vs. Dolphins Joey Slye 53 Left No Right No
Rams vs. Browns Lucas Havrisik 43 Left No Right No
Jaguars vs. Bengals Evan McPherson 57 Right No Short Yes
Jaguars vs. Bengals Brandon McManus 48 Left No Right No

Week 14

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Saints vs. Panthers Blake Grupe 29 Right No Left No
Bengals vs. Colts Matt Gay 38 Left No Left Yes
Falcons vs. Buccaneers Younghoe Koo 50 Left No Right Yes
Falcons vs. Buccaneers Younghoe Koo 52 Left No Left No
Saints vs. Panthers Eddy Piñeiro 41 Right No Left Yes
Raiders vs. Vikings Greg Joseph 49 Left No Right No
Giants vs. Packers Randy Bullock 48 Left No Right No
Dolphins vs. Titans Jason Sanders 44 Left Yes N/A No
Giants vs. Packers Anders Carlson 45 Left No Left No

Week 15

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Colts vs. Steelers Matt Gay 56 Middle No Left No
Colts vs. Steelers Matt Gay 43 Right No Right Yes
Patriots vs. Chiefs Harrison Butker 39 Right No Right No
Patriots vs. Chiefs Chad Ryland 41 Left No Left No
Rams vs. Commanders Lucas Havrisik 43 Left No Right No
Jaguars vs. Ravens Brandon McManus 50 Left No Right Yes
Jaguars vs. Ravens Brandon McManus 55 Right No Left No

Week 16

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Rams vs. Saints Lucas Havrisik 47 Left No Left No
Buccaneers vs. Jaguars Brandon McManus 52 Left No Right No
Broncos vs. Patriots Chad Ryland 47 Left No Right No
Broncos vs. Patriots Wil Lutz 57 Right No Left No
Chiefs vs. Raiders Harrison Butker 36 Left No Left No

Week 17

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Browns vs. Jets Greg Zuerlein 31 Right Yes N/A No
Bears vs. Falcons Younghoe Koo 50 Right No Short No
Bears vs. Falcons Younghoe Koo 42 Right No Left Yes
Bills vs. Patriots Chad Ryland 47 Right No Left No
Bears vs. Falcons Cairo Santos 55 Left No Short No
Giants vs. Rams Mason Crosby 54 Middle No Left No
Broncos vs. Chargers Wil Lutz 48 Right No Right No
Broncos vs. Chargers Cameron Dicker 50 Left No Right No

Week 18

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Game Name Distance Hash Blocked Missed Doinked
Colts vs. Texans Matt Gay 57 Left No Right Yes
Patriots vs. Jets Greg Zuerlein 49 Right No Right Yes
Panthers vs. Buccaneers Matthew Wright 52 Left No Right No
Commanders vs. Cowboys Brandon Aubrey 32 Right Yes N/A No
Packers vs. Bears Anders Carlson 41 Left No Left No
49ers vs. Rams Jake Moody 38 Right No Right Yes
Commanders vs. Cowboys Brandon Aubrey 38 Middle No Left Yes
Giants vs. Eagles Mason Crosby 45 Right No Left Yes
Cardinals vs. Seahawks Matt Prater 43 Middle No Right No
Cardinals vs. Seahawks Matt Prater 51 Left No Right No

Summary

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In total, there were 149 missed field goals in the 2023 NFL season, and the most field goal missed in a week was Week 12, with 15. Chad Ryland missed the most field goals with 9, and the least (with more than 20 attempts) was Nick Folk, with only 1 missed in week 10, Brandon Aubrey was the leader until week 18, going 35 of 35 field goal attempts, which he went 1 of 3, and finished the season 36 of 38. The most attempted field goals was Jason Myers with 42, and the longest field goal was 62 by Matt Prater, one yard longer than Jake Elliott and Joey Slye, followed by Brandon Aubrey and Harrison Butker at 60 yards.