User Boxes edit

Location edit

 This user comes from Canada.
 This user is a resident citizen of Canada.
 This user lives in Western Canada AND IS PROUD OF IT!
 This user is from British Columbia, Canada.
 This user is a Wikipedian in Alberta.
This user lives in Calgary, but is not from here. Like almost everyone else in this city.

Professional edit

 This user is a computer scientist.
 This user is a mathematician.
 This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.
 This user is a professional photographer or interested in photography.
PMPThis user is a certified
Project Management Professional
.
 This user is a code monkey.
 This user is a systems analyst.
 This user is a professional web developer.
TThis Toastmaster is a Competent Communicator.CC

Personal edit

 This user is male.
 This user is an Aquarius.
 This user is married.
30+This user is a tricenarian.
This user is not yet dead.
Please check back later...
 This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
 This user was born in the Year of the Snake.
  This user is a mammal.
 This user is mortal.
Web This user has a website.
 
 This user is happy.

Gustation edit

  This user is an omnivore.
 This user eats cheese.
 This user eats popcorn.
 This user loves insanely spicy food
  This user eats sushi.
 This user drinks milk.
 This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.
H2OThis user drinks water regularly.
 This user prefers eating pizza with Chicken, Feta and Pineapple.
 This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.
BAM! This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!
 This user practically inhales jalapeños.
 This user loves
Thai cuisine.
 This user loves
Vietnamese food
 This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals. 
 This user drinks alcohol.
 This user drinks Single malt whisky. Ahh...malt. 
 
This user drinks beer.
 This user enjoys ice cold Jägermeister
 This user drinks
GUINNESS

Interests edit

 This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.
  This user's favorite color is green.
 The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life.
ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
 This user loves problem solving.
RTFMThis user believes that you should RTFM before asking questions.
 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
 This user likes Pi(e). 
MacThis user contributes using a Macintosh computer.
 This user is addicted to video games.
  This user plays games on the Wii console.
 This user plays the Xbox 360.
  ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Massive Gamerscore!

 This user has experienced
The Red Ring of Death.
 This user collects coins.
 This user is interested in nanotechnology.
 This user enjoys woodworking.
~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic.
 The Eye is watching this user.
 This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.
 This user likes to sleep.
 This user loves to read.
 This user enjoys backpacking.
 This user is a geocacher.
 This user loves the Great Outdoors.
  This user loves to go camping.
 This user takes photographs with Nikon equipment
 This user supports the
Canada rugby league team
 This user is an advanced skier or snowboarder.
 This user snowboards.
 This user does weight training.
 This user enjoys films.
 Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.
 This user has traveled to different parts of the world.
 This user is not wearing any pants.
 This user is interested in
Mountains.

Programming edit

bashThis user can program in Bash.
CThis user can program in C.
C++This user can program in C++.
objcThis user can program in
Objective-C.
 This user can program in JavaScript.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
mplThis user can program in Maple.
MATThis user is a MATLAB programmer and user.
PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.
plThis user can code Prolog.
 This user can program in Python.
reThis user writes regular expressions.
 This user can program in Ruby.
SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.
prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.

Language edit

en-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of English.
1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.
sar-4This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm.
;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
.This user's favorite punctuation is the period.
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.

Political and Philosophy edit

 This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
 This user is an agorist.
 This user is an anarcho-capitalist.
  This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.
  This user is a skeptic.
  This user believes in logic.
Hanlon's RazorThis user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity.
 This user supports flat taxes.
PC This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.
 This user is against DRM.
°CThis user uses the Celsius scale, as they find it superior in every way to Fahrenheit.