Name is Will.

This user is mortal.
ipa-0
ə
This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
Ain't
This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
big wordsThis user opposes the use of esoteric, abstruse and recondite big words in Wikipedia articles when simple ones will do.
which
that
This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
EH?This user is obsessed with Canadian slang.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
???
?!?
!!!
This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?
;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.
;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
USThis user uses American English.
AmThis user speaks American, not English.
AIM-52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
en-us
-ap-2
Thisere user unnerstans Appalachian English and maught een tawk it sumtaams.
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ca
-1
This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast.
en-us
-noc
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Yah, you betcha this user can speak North-Central English real nice.
SoE-2This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't".
en-gb
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This user has very little understanding of British English.
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sco
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This user does not understand Scottish English
en-CA
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This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English.
blz-0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon.
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ASCII-0This user does not understand ASCII.
EBCDIC-0This user does not understand EBCDIC.
pig-0Isthay ersonpay oesday otnay understandway Igpay Atinlay.
IntS-0This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.
1337/
IntS !
This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.
Nds-0This droog knows nothing about Nadsat.
nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
blksp-0This user doesn't know any of the Black Speech of Mordor and most likely has never even read The Lord of the Rings.
Guitar-3This user is an advanced guitarist.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
Lolcat-4Dis yuza kan speeks
lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl.
ubx-2This user is an intermediate user of userboxes.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
dlph-2Eeeeeik ooiuu kkkk'kk squeek ack oook.
sar-2This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.
ᐸᔕᖘᘔ ᐯᖗ᙭ ᐁᑕᒉᕠᖙ: ᙭ᖘᕟ ᘕᕒ ᑕᒉᕠ: ᔕᖘᘔᒉᕠ
chef-0Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!
prog-0This user does not know how to program.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
PET CATThis user has a pet cat.
This user's home is overrun with cats.
This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user's cats have their own userbox.
This user likes cats.
PET DOGThis user is happy to have a pet dog.
This user owns one or more dogs.
This user is owned by one or more dogs.
This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.
This user likes the company of hamsters.
This user dislikes
mosquitos.
This user's favourite animal is the Grey wolf.

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This user has an interest in Ford Mustangs.
[] This user's favourite colour is black.


So this user herd u liek mudkipz?
This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
This user has an account on YouTube as TheWillzilla.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
GThis user prefers Google over Yahoo.Y
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.
AT&T Globe LogoThis user's Internet service provider is AT&T.
NvThis user has an Nvidia GeForce 7300 SE/7200 GS, and this user knows little to nothing about it!
Scr Res This user contributes at 1024x768 resolution.
This user contributes using a PC.
bThis user supports Blu-ray.
This user still remembers these.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user has no cell phone.
This user mashes buttons.
Real hard.
cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
Diff MThis user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.
This user is opposed to regional lockout.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.
?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
This user thinks the Nintendo DS is the best handheld game console ever!
This user didn't do it!!
This user owns a 60 GB PlayStation 3.
This user owns a Wii and thinks that it's a great deal!
This user's PSN ID is:
Tres_7.
I love the original PlayStation. I still have one and use it. And it works!
LGIThis user prefers Luigi.
Drums This user prefers to play the drums while playing Rock Band. +
Hard This user plays Guitar Hero on hard.
This user has caught a bunch of the Pokémon in the Pokédex of their copy of Pokémon Diamond.
This user uses the freeware AVG virus scanner.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
PidginThis user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
This user uses their web browser to read their emails.
MS OfficeThis person uses
Microsoft Office.
This user contributes while using iTunes.
This user uses Windows XP.
w/lThis user has a dual boot configuration.
This user uses
Wine (software).
This user uses µTorrent.
This user supports The Pirate Bay.
This user contributes using Notepad.
Steak This user is a carnivore.
This user is a chocoholic.
This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This userbox is flavoured like Jalapeño peppers! Make up some cool new flavours of your own!
This user eats bananas.
This user eats cantaloupes.
This user eats Figs.
This user prefers red grapes over green grapes.
This user loves oranges.
This user loves to eat pineapples.
PearThis user eats pears.
This user eats strawberries.
This user eats watermelon.
This user eats bagels.
This user believes that cereal is part of every nutritious breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
This user enjoys muffins.
This user loves pancakes.
This user eats potatoes.
This user eats sushi.
This user loves hamburgers.
This user eats steak.
This user loves brownies.
This user likes Starburst candy.
abcThis user eats M&Ms.
This user has microwaved Peeps just to watch them quadruple in size, then shrink again.
This user is absolutely obsessed with sour gummy worms!
This user loves flan.
This user eats cookies.
This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
This user likes Ice cream.
This user drinks hot chocolate.
Ovaltine mug and saucerThis user drinks Ovaltine.
This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
This user drinks water regularly.
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
SThis user drinks Snapple.
AMPThis user drinks Mountain Dew AMP
EGYThis user enjoys energy drinks.
This user eats at McDonald's.
This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
This user eats at Taco Bell.
This user likes Mexican food
GAMEThis user plays "the Game".
You just lost The Game.
This user is a checkers player.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.
This user enjoys playing blackjack.
This user enjoys playing poker.
CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.
This user plays with a full deck.
This user plays Hearts.
This user is addicted to Texas Hold 'em and is going all in with pocket aces.


This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming
This user likes fireworks.
This user wears their Sunglasses at Night.
This user collects license plates.PL8S
New South Wales is a land of mystery... probably.This user knows nothing about New South Wales.
This user plays the guitar.
This user remembers VHS. ±
This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±
This user prefers Blu-ray over DVD. ±
/b/This user is a /b/tard.
This user is a Boeing 777 fan.
XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
This user enjoys filmmaking.
This user is addicted to The Tape of Life.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user likes alternative rock.
This user enjoys heavy metal music.
This user likes all types of music.
This user enjoys Classical music.
This user enjoys jazz music.
This user is a pyromaniac.
This user has visited 4 of the 50 United States.4
This user loves the Summer.
This user likes foggy days.
This user likes both warm weather and cold weather.
This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.
WIB?This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?
This user is against DRM.
LeftThis user's favorite direction is left.
This user wishes they were in a
hot tub right now.

User:Yayay/Userboxes/Cleavage

This user is a Hispanophile.
This user is a former member of the worldwide family of Scouts.
This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.
This user is rated 'R' by the Motion Picture Association.
This user reads between the lines.


This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
This user reads self-help books.
ND This user voted for Pedro.
ND This user caught you a delicious bass.
AMThis user has an AM radio.
FMThis user has an FM radio.
PCThis user listens to podcasts.
This user has a television set.
This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying


HVThis user owns a copy of AC/DC's High Voltage.
U OKThis user owns a copy of Soundgarden's Ultramega OK.
LTLThis user owns a copy of Soundgarden's Louder Than Love.
BMFThis user owns a copy of Soundgarden's Badmotorfinger.
SUKThis user owns a copy of Soundgarden's Superunknown.
DOTUThis user owns a copy of Soundgarden's Down on the Upside.
CThis user owns a copy of Stone Temple Pilots' Core.
GDThis user is an American Idiot.
AFDThis user owns a copy of Guns N' Roses' Appetite for Destruction.
DMThis user owns a copy of the new Metallica album Death Magnetic.
NThis user owns a copy of Nirvana's Nevermind.
DSOTMThis user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
EEThis user owns a copy of Rage Against the Machine's Evil Empire.
HTHThis user likes the song "Highway to Hell", by AC/DC.
VHThis user loves Van Halen.
SoundgardenThis user is outshined.
This user proudly lives in Chicago.
♂This user is male.
teenThis user is a teenager.
This user is heterosexual.
It is approximately 10:12 PM where this user lives (Chicago). [refresh]

Some other info: Born August 13th, '94 Half Mexican / Half White (Croatian and a bit Italian) In 8th Grade Live in an area of mostly Hispanic and African-American Van Halen is my favorite band.