Welcome to Waggishmab's user page edit

Rob Paterson really is the Greatest thing since sliced bread!


This user has no patience for creating a user-page, which includes selecting notable contributions, and thus will steal things from other peoples user pages to create the appearance of being an active Wikipedian.

About Me edit

Hi, I am Michael Burton, contrary to popular belief I am indeed not homosexual. Shocking I know.

Some people consider me an Alcoholic this is not true, I just enjoy the odd social drink. There is nothing wrong with this.

I do not edit Wikipedia often, and by often I mean ever. I don't really understand it or it's appeal to be honest.


Articles I haven't started edit

Why I am or am not here edit

Why Wikipedia makes me smile or laugh edit

  1. All these weirdos on here editing or creating 1000's of articles most of which are pointless.
  2. My userpage entertains people apparently

Why Wikipedia is amazingly terrible edit

  1. It is full if weirdos.
  2. Most articles on here bare no relevance to anyone except the creator

Articles I have found useful edit

  1. Utilitarianism
  2. Penis
  3. lol
  4. 613 mitzvot
  5. 10 commandments

Articles I didn't find useful edit

  • most others