The following userboxes apply to me:

Language Userboxes

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
Grek-1
Ω
This user has a basic understanding of the Greek alphabet.
ipa-1
ə
This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
they?This user has no opinion about singular they.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
USThis user uses American English.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
AIM-4Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p
 Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
1337-3+|-|15 |_|53|2 <4/\/ (0/\/+|2!|3|_|+3 \/\/1+|-| 4/\/ 4|)\/4/\/(3|) 13\/31 0|= 1337.
IntS-2This uxor's Internet slang is k, but TBH, they're still mostly a lurker.
IntS-2This uxor's Internet slang is k, but TBH, they're still mostly a lurker.
nws-1This user newspeaks plusungoodwise.
qya-0Yuhtaro sina lá/ú ista quete Quenya.
sjn-0This user does not know Sindarin.
sjn-0This user does not know Sindarin.
BS-0This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).
du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
fgn-1This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.
LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
dlph-0This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.

Computer Userboxes

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 This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is Vercalos.
Y!This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is Vercalos.
 This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as Vercalos.
 This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.
 This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
 This user contributes using Konqueror.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
TPadThis user contributes using TextPad.
 This user contributes using Notepad.
WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.
 This user contributes using a wireless connection.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

Food Userboxes

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  This user is an omnivore.
 This user loves food in moderation.
 This user eats cheese.
 This user eats chili.
 This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.
 This user eats fries, or chips.
 This user likes a 'proper' Pasty.
 This user loves to eat pizza.
 This user eats popcorn.
 This user eats potato chips.
 This user eats quesadillas.
 This user eats apples.
 This user eats bananas.
  This user eats cantaloupes.
 This user loves oranges.
 This user loves to eat pineapples.
 If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.
 This user eats strawberries.
 This user eats tomatoes.
 This user eats watermelon.
 This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!
 This user is a cereal killer.
 This user enjoys muffins.
 This user loves pancakes.
 This user is a waffle eater.
 This user enjoys Cabbage in soup, Corned Beef, and Fish Tacos
 This user eats green beans.
 This user loves iceberg lettuce salad.
 This user eats potatoes.
 This user eats salad.
 This user eats spinach.
 This user eats chicken.
 This user eats fish.
 This user eats ham.
 This user loves hamburgers.
 This user loves döner kebab.
  This user eats sushi.
 This user loves brownies.
 
This user loves cake.
  This user eats candy corn.
 This user eats chocolate.
 This user enjoys jelly beans.
 This user eats M&Ms.
 This user likes pie.
 This user eats cookies.
 This user drinks hot chocolate.
 This user drinks orange juice.
 This user drinks milk.
  This user drinks chocolate milk.
 This user proudly drinks
ayran.
 This user drinks water regularly.
 This user eats at Taco Bell.
 This user drinks bubble tea.
 This user drinks mate.
 This user drinks green tea.
 This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth.
 This user drinks nothing but Dr Pepper.
ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.
 This user drinks Jones Soda.
 This user drinks Coca-Cola
 This user drinks Inca Kola.
 This user drinks Pepsi.
RCThis user drinks RC Cola.
CThis user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P
C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
 This user eats at Burger King.
This user eats at KFC.
 This user eats at McDonald's.
QThis user eats at Quiznos Sub.

Comedy Userboxes

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 This user finds that comedy is the best way to communicate.
XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
CThis user is a fan of character comedy.
IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.
OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.
PhThis user is a fan of Physical comedy.
PrThis user is a fan of Prop comedy.
QThis user is a fan of Queer friendly comedy.
SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.
TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
 This user is a Monty Python fan.
 This user knows Who's on First.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Gallagher.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Jeremy Hotz.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Steven Wright.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Drew Carey.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian George Carlin.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Gabriel Iglesias.

Game Userboxes

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 This user is a checkers player.
 This user settled Catan.
 This user enjoys chess.
 This user is a Go player.
  This user is a Jenga master.
 This user plays mahjong.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
S1This user is a Scrabble player.
 This user plays table football, or "foosball".
 This user enjoys playing blackjack.
 This user enjoys playing FreeCell.
 This user enjoys playing poker.
CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.
  This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering
 This user is addicted to video games.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.   
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
 This user still uses
a Commodore 64.
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
 This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.
  This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.
 This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.
 This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.
 This user still uses a
Sega Genesis / Mega Drive.
ACThis user plays the Animal Crossing series.
 This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
xyzzyThis user has spent too much time in the Colossal Cave.

 

This user plays the Doom series.
DNIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.
EBThis user is an EarthBound fan.
F-Zero This user enjoys playing any of the
F-Zero video games.
 
This user plays the Final Fantasy series.
FE This user plays games in the
Fire Emblem series.
 
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
JKThis user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.
塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
KHThis user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.
 This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.
User:Scepia/MMX hunter
!This user plays the Metal Gear series.
 This user plays the Metroid series.
@ This user plays NetHack.
PSThis user is a fan of the Phantasy Star series.
  This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.
 This user plays Quake.
REThis user plays Resident Evil.
SHThis user plays Silent Hill.
RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
SCThis user plays SimCity.
SC2KThis user's city is much better than Defacto's.
SC3KThis user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
 This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
 This user is a Super Smash Brother!
SCThis user plays StarCraft.
PThis user prefers to side with the Protoss.
 This user plays the Star Fox series.
SS2This user remembers Citadel.
 
Light cycle game
This user plays regulary at Flynn`s home of space paranoids.
Tron  This user fights on the Game Grid.
 This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.


MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
D&D This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.
NGThis user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."

Mathematics Userboxes

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 This user is an advanced mathematician.
 This user prefers the metric system.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
 Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
 =1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

Music Userboxes

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 This user listens to World Music.
 This user enjoys classical music.
 This user enjoys pop music.
 This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
 This user is a fan of David Bowie.
 This user enjoys Chinese traditional music.
  This user does not have an iPod, but wants one.

Science Userboxes

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  This user has a keen interest in physics.
 This user loves calculators.
  This user prefers cold weather.

Sports Userboxes

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功夫This user studies kung fu
and they will show you.
 This user enjoys
pistol shooting.
 This user enjoys rifle shooting.
 This user is a bicyclist.
 This user is a swimmer.
 This user plays baseball.
 This user plays handball.
 This user is a volleyball player.
 This user plays table tennis.
 This user plays
pocket billiards.
 This user plays eight-ball.
 This user plays nine-ball.
 This user enjoys playing darts.

Misc Userboxes

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 This user is interested in maps.
 This user is interested in psionics.
 This user is interested in architecture.
 This user enjoys cooking.
 This user's favorite roller coaster is Ghost Rider, which this user has ridden many times.
 
This user is a cat lover.
 This user is a tobacco smoker.

Book Userboxes

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 This user enjoys reading fiction.
 This user reads the works of
L. Frank Baum
under all his many names!
 
CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.
 This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.
H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.
  This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
R This user is a Ravenclaw.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.
 This user enjoys writing.

Film

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 "Surely this user can't be serious?"
 This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!
BB This user is on a mission from God.
Clue This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...
007This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.
MDThis user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel.
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
TABak user derka derka derka!
 This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.
Hoopla!This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.
 This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
 A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.
 This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.