User Varus85 is dedicated to failures like famed Roman general, Varus the hero of Battle of the Teutoburg Forest. Varus was liked so much they named him twice - Varus Varus What have you done with my Legions.
Varus can be found skulking around technology precincts, and taking extra danish at the buffet.
He claims to have found a warp in the Time Continuum.