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| — i dont play dnd ♂ — | |
| Name | im not a king Teal mr |
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| Born | I forgot August 25th North Carolina |
| Name in real life | i said i forgot |
| Gender | still male |
| Pronouns | he/him |
| Nationality | American i already said this |
| Country |  America |
| Current location | Pennsylvania |
| Languages | English, Broken Spanish |
| Time zone | EST |
| Current time | 5:05 |
| Ethnicity | black and white |
| Race | i already said this! |
| Height | 5'11 |
| Weight | idk |
| Hair | black |
| Eyes | brown |
| Handedness | i have 2 hands |
| Blood type | bloody |
| Sexuality | no idea |
| IQ | autism |
| Personality type | hfj |
| Alignment | Lawful Neutral |
| Family and friends | |
| Marital status | im not married |
| Spouse | i said im not married |
| Girlfriend | also no girlfriend |
| Boyfriend | i want one |
| Children | i said i dont have a spouse why would i have a kid |
| Siblings | one sister |
| Parents | yea i have them |
| Pets | cherry and Garfunkel |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | unoccupoed |
| Employer | no |
| Education | high school |
| Primary school | what |
| Intermediate school | ?????? |
| High school | high school |
| College | not yet |
| University | isnt that the same as college |
| Classes | english science math cooking engineering and some others |
| Hobbies, favourites and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | cooking, drawing, being silly :3 |
| Religion | christian when i want to be |
| Politics | im not a politicion |
| Aliases | Teal, Tealumbrella, Umbrellateal, |
| Movies | wall-e i like that one |
| Shows | i like bobs burgers |
| Books | i hate reading |
| Interests | |
too many | |
| Contact info | |
| Website | i dont have a website |
| Blog | i dont have a website |
| im not gonna tell you | |
| ICQ | what does that mean |
| AIM | if you put something in this box thats strange it isnt the 2000's anymore |
| GTalk | G??? |
| XMPP | blabber mouth |
| Skype | i used zoom during quatenrine |
| .Mac | iMac im on an iMac |
| IRC | pronouncd erk |
| im not doing the rest of these | |
TealUmbrella (UmbrellaTeal) edit
Hey guys i am teal umbrella also known as umbrellateal or tealumbre11a i have lots of alliases i dont actually edit on wikipedia LMAO i just like reading articles and going through the links This is the best wiki user page in ohio XDDDDD
Im very silly :33333 I liked to use :3 and thats it thats the only emoticon i use since all the other ones either make you look like a pleb, a millenial, a company trying to be hip, or just someone under the age of 11 who just discovered the old internet
Anger edit
Wikigame edit
I want you to know what i 100% thought of the wikigame before the game came out because i totally thought of the idea when i was watching jacksfilms video where he connected 2 topics recommended by the viewers using only the youtube suggested videos and i thought i could do that but with wikipedia links and i totally did it once with oprah and 9/11 since i saw the vine saying Oprah did 9/11 and when i saw that it was a game i was fucking livid since i totally did it before anyone else and i shouldve posted about it even tho i didnt even have twitter or social media when i originally came up with it.
If i could go back in time and tell my younger self something I would tell myself to tell me mom to invest in bitcoin right before it blows up and to post about the fucking wikigame idea i have in my head since if i had made that game with my limited coding skills (none) then i wouldve been soooooo happy and proud of that but since its already made i will KILL for that
New england edit
New england is such a weird section of America since like nobody gives a shit about it. its an old relic of old america that got left behind. but what really sucks about it is Conneticut. Conneticut is barely new englend becuase when you go to conneticut your not getting white new england, but instead ur geting new york. South west conneticut is just New york City and everybody in new england and New york knows it but everybody outside of that dosent know about it. (although nobody lives in new england oooohhh buurrrnnnn #burn) Seriously nobody cares about New england so me caring about this is just weird so idk why i bother caring but caring is fun since i can care about ANYTHING so its fun!
Randevouzsz edit
Fuck the word randecouszs its the worst word ever and nobody knows what it actually means and nobody cares how you spell it since your already going to spell it wrong no matter how smart you think you are you prissy little grammar bitch im sorry for calling you a prissy little gramar bith. but i forgive myself so that makes it okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
St louis & Chicago edit
st louis used to be soooo coool but now its shitty and nobody cares about st louis anymore. Chicago is still cool with its deep dish and stuff but it too is declining in population and relivency. I dont like it and its weird like just get rid of the whole cities
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Shitcago
Illinois v. Chicago edit
Chicago should ceceed from the rest of illinois since nobody fucking lives anywhere else in the state so like why bother if you live in illinois you probably live in chicago and if you dont live in chicago but still live in illinois then your a rural farmer
Sillyness edit
Im very silly and if you like silly people (who draw furry drawings but arent a furry) its different ) then you will loooooove me. please go out with me if you are a boy i wanna kiss boys