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This user is an aquaphile.

This user is not a hater, but believes marriage is between one man and one body of water.

This user feels the pain of everyone... and likes Dinosaur Jr

This user enjoys smoking cannabis.

This user is interested in
Underwater diving, and the
History of underwater diving

This user is madly in love with Canadian lakes.

This user has a Hydrology degree.

This user has a minor in
Water Studies.

This user is an anarcho-capitalist.

Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.

This user gets food and gas from Circle K.

This user is passionate about the history of the Kingdom of Belgium.

♂This contributor to Wikipedia is male.

This user supports some kind of cause with a colored ribbon or something? I dunno.

This user likes
   TABASCO pepper sauce   .

141This user's IQ is 141

This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza.

This user is not a lawyer. They are not admitted to practice in any jurisdiction, and nothing that they write is legal advice.

This user is bald.

This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are, this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!

This user is a Hulkamanic, brother!

This user has some serious
SWAG

This user is a citizen of France.

This user believes in the 2nd Amendment.

This user is a feminist.

This user HATES it when someone vandalizes Wikipedia.

This user hates Bullies.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

This user believes in creationism.

This user contributes using Windows XP.

o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.

This user is a Polytheist.

EQThis user (still) plays (the original) EverQuest

This user collects shot glasses.

This user is a fan of Chris Benoit.

JAY	Snootchie-Bootchies!

I KNOW BJJ COME AT ME BRO.柔術

This user is single.