I'm really very sorry. I was sick one day and I discovered userboxes.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
UKThis user uses British English.
AmE-0 This user does not understand the American English language and bloody well doesn't want to.
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kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
A red rose, a symbol for beauty.
This user is interested in beauty.
This user is interested in religion.
This user enjoys photography.
This user drives a rusty piece of junk.
This user enjoys bicycling.
This user enjoys
sailing and boating.
You just lost The Game.
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
This user drinks. Period.
This user drinks tea.
This user is a committed flexitarian.
This user's favourite colour is blue.
MP This user is a fan of Monty Python.
4This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.
NewspaperThis user reads The Independent.
🎸This user plays the guitar.
This user enjoys classical music.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user enjoys electronic music.
C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.
rb-2This user is an intermediate Ruby programmer.
bashThis user can program in Bash.
teenThis user is a teenager.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
PC-0 I am politically incorrect. Hence, I will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over myself trying to be inoffensive.
This user lives in the United Kingdom.
This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.
This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.
This user's favorite subject is physics.
INTJThis user's MBTI type is INTJ.
This user thinks that Crazy Frog is annoying.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user contributes using Firefox.
This user contributes using Linux.
This user contributes using Vim.
This user enjoys reading the newspaper.