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This user is convinced zebras are horses in disguise.
This user has both RedWarn and Twinkle, and may use them together!RW
This user is a WikiDodo.
This user wishes the Smilodon was still around.
This user knows that Aardvarks never did anyone any harm.
This user has just wasted both their time and yours placing this userbox on their profile, because it says absolutely nothing important, interesting or relevant to anything.LOL
OryxThis user likes arabian oryxes.
Columbian MammothThis user wishes the columbian mammoth wasn't extinct.
This user is interested in Africa.
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Make America
Grate Again!
This user is a skier.
This user is a participant in
WikiProject Mammals.
This user supports the right to arm bears.
This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.
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This user is a member of the
WikiProject Africa Protected areas task force.
wow such doge
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This user has never been to Fucking Austria

This user scored 194 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 992191450).

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This user will nuke you if you try to delete their pages.
Wikipedia Department of Fun
Karen! Release me from this Wikipedia userbox immediately!
🍔CAN DIS USR HAS CHEEZBURGER?
This user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you?
This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
This user comes from
Planet Earth
.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
STThis user is an expert in Something
This user can get online. Did you know that?
RaccoonThis user is a mammal.
My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!
This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals.
LeftThis user's favorite direction is left.
Spell Dis usa iis veri goot att speling
This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...
This user recognizes Sealand as an independent country.
 This user feels uncomfortable looking at this image and so do you.
This user thinks the rent is too damn high!

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This user is a WikiTiger.
This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.