Here's my life story. Do to a legal complication, I do not exist and am your mother. I aspire to be a professional procastinator.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

See the rabbit article for details on my upbringing. Good night and happy Samhain.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.
MOREThis user has more userboxes.
This user enjoys electronic music.
dumbThis user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.
dlph-NSree'ook kkkk'kk eee ack.
This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.
? This user is confused by politics.
This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr.
This user is for racial equality.
This user is interested in the
debate over abortion.
EuThis user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.
Music of the common peopleThis user enjoys folk music.
ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user has been using userboxes for too long and constantly refers to themself as "this user".
This user has no userboxes on their userpage.
:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user believes that Userboxes Are Evil And Must Be Stopped. This user does not realize the irony of using a userbox to voice his dislike for userboxes.
YMThis user is your mom.
1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.
-xenThis user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
This user is cooler than you.
This user is for racial equality.
X This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct. X
Userboxes Rock!This user is a userbox!
THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.
This user provides information using user boxes for religious reasons.
This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
WThis user is a Wikipedian.
This is the only userbox.