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I am ꂵꁲꁅꃔꌈꈜꀷꑀꊯꊿꌅꂵ꒐ꈜꀷꑀꏳꁲꑀ꒒꒐ꈜ, prodigal son of Mars. I have established residence on this planet to study its inhabitants and to assess all inter-planetary security threats they may introduce. Wikipedia and its methods coincide with my own, so at times I will document my studies on this platform to bring enlightenment to its native species. The topics on which I focus my studies are those believed to be the greatest threats to galactic stability.
While I possess valuable information about my home that would be of great use to this planet's development, I am unable to disclose it due to Wikipedia's conflict of interest requirements.
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- Alhazred, Abdul (726). Kitab al-Azif [Necronomicon]. Miskatonic University Press. ISBN 978-1-68299-166-4.
- God. עֲשֶׂרֶת הַדְּבָרִים [Ten Commandments] (in Biblical Hebrew) (Tablets of Stone ed.). Mount Sinai: Finger of God – via Moses.
- Gomi, Tarō (1993) [1977]. みんなうんち [Everyone Poops] (in Japanese). Translated by Stinchecum, Amanda Mayer. Kane/Miller Book Publishers. ISBN 978-0-916291-45-7.
- Goshawk, Miranda (1965). The Standard Book of Spells. Vol. 1. Hogsmeade, United Kingdom: Flourish & Blotts Publishers. ISBN 978-0-7475-3269-9.
- Krustofsky, Herschel (1992). The Itchy & Scratchy Movie (Motion picture). Springfield, United States: Krustylu Studios.
- Simpson, O. J.; Fenjves, Pablo (2007). If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer. Beaufort Books. ISBN 978-0-8253-0588-7.
- "Help:Find sources". Wikipedia. 24 November 2009. Archived from the original on 2 February 2016.
- Yagami, Light (2003). Ryuk (ed.). Death Note. Shinigami Realm Press.
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- ^ I never would have thought to center the infobox in the middle of the page like that. justanexampleusername (talk) 19:48, 14 January 2023 (UTC)
- ^ I bestow to you this barnstar for your service in the first military occupation of Wikipedia. Thanks to you, the Nazi threat has been repelled. General Timothy Haugh ★★★★ – message 12:12, 9 March 2023 (UTC)
- ^ I still can't believe you drove all the way to my house just to cook me some soup! All I said was I'm not feeling my best today. How did you even find my address anyway? Merry_Mischievous_Monkey (talk) 02:33, 30 May 2023 (UTC)
- ^ Go to hell. Jimbo Wales (talk) 14:59, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
- ^ Thank you for translating all of those articles to Dothraki and Elvish. You've done a great service for the native speakers of these languages. Vezhven laja (talk) 03:15, 23 June 2023 (UTC)
- ^ I don't think you're a "raging drunken CIRaholic" :) 🌟 Wise Steward of Hogwarts 🌟 (talk 12:36, 21 July 2023 (UTC))
- ^ For proving that nudity can be art too, no matter how the body is contorted. g4xrr3614/talk 06:49, 7 August 2023 (UTC)
- ^ I know you're not an oversighter, but if there's anyone who deserves recognition for having their additions oversighted, it's you. Not Pope Francis (talk) 23:26, 15 August 2023 (UTC)
- ^ heheheheheheheheheh U No Wat U Did (talk) 03:36, 21 August 2023 (UTC)
- ^ So good at biography articles that you can add facts even the subjects didn't know. Mind blown. Chance the Dapper Rapper (rap battle with me) 09:43, 4 November 2023 (UTC)
- ^ Get it? Cause you're fat. Verbal Abuser (talk 12:21, 7 November 2023 (UTC))
- ^ Shhh I swiped this from the Wikimedia office, keep it out of sight. DOG (BARK) 05:09, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
- ^ The champion of IAR no matter what Little Johnny No-name (talk 11:23, 25 January 2024 (UTC)
- ^ you put those liberals in their place lol. i hate liberals. 192.0.2.16 (talk) 14:22, 12 March 2024 (UTC)