Work Wanted

Working dog seeks employment in pig-dog role, western New South Wales. Will travel, prefer back of ute with large bull bar, long radio aerial. Favour situation close proximity pub.

Me with a dirty nose. I'd been burying a bone.

How do you do? Otto's the name. I'm the dog that on the Internet no one knows you're a.[1] I'm not related to any of these other Ottos.

Some of my contributions to the sum of human knowledge:


  1. ^ Peter Steiner (1993). "On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog" (cartoon). New Yorker, p.61, July 5, 1993. reproduced by the University of North Carolina (JOMC 50/EIS Research Initative). Retrieved 2006-01-14. {{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter: |accessyear= (help)


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