User Page: The Tomorrow

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Named after the ship from the Alfonso Cuarón(dir. gravity and Roma) film, this account is manned by a 16 yr old autistic kid from Sydney, Australia.

I probably won't do that much editing as my grammatical skills are rather dire, but I'd like to make an account so I may post in Talk discussion, though for the most part i'll probably just continue lurking.

I, the undersigned, do hereby declare that, to the best of my knowledge:

1. I already know how to type, or if not, I am not currently learning to type, nor do I plan to learn in the near future.

2. I am not curious about the way things work. I do not tinker with or take apart machines or other apparatus to see how they function. I never pull up curtains, check out strange noises, experiment, tinker, hack, or otherwise show curiosity or a quest for knowledge.

3. I can assure the reader that I have no opinions whatsoever, even on things outside of Wikipedia.

4. I have attached a nude photo of myself demonstrating that I do not have a penis, or that I have a penis length of no more than two standard deviations above the mean. 5. I have never been a cheerleader, and I do not associate with any cheerleaders in any way.

6. I myself may or may not be homosexual, but I do not know anyone else who is gay, bisexual, lesbian, transgendered, or otherwise queer. Additionally, I have no friends who fall under the following categories: savants, female dogs, people who tend to lose a lot, the mentally handicapped.

Signature: ___🛥️_____ Name (please print): _____The Tomorrow___________

As witnessed this day, ___25-1-2020________ , by ____My own eyes__________ .