TESSAESQUE ESSENTIAL TRAITS
M21This user likes to ride on
M21
of the MTA NYC Bus.
This user loves Yahoo Mail
This user is interested in
Polyhedra.
This user listens to Elliott Smith.


This user is a freethinker.
This user is a cat lover.
Meow! 🐈
YellowThis user loves the colour yellow.
This user acknowledges that John F. Kennedy was martyred at the hands of the CIA, and trusts the Warren Commission as far as it might be thrown.
This user is madly in love with Canadian girls.
This user is madly in love with Canadian guys.
This user uses a TI calculator.
This user loves crochet and knitting.

tessa (/'tɛ.sə/), she/her, seventeen year old groundhog enthusiast

Life and career edit

Early life edit

tessa was born at a young age. soon after, she grew teeth and hair. the origin of her teeth and hair is unknown.

 
tessa has spent much of her life on the computer.

Solitaire obsession (2014 - present) edit

tessa has shown a great proficiency in the game solitaire, which she first learned to play with a deck of cards but has sense been playing on her laptop through the microsoft solitaire application. in july of 2020, she earned the grandmaster title on microsoft solitaire, making her entire family very proud.

Recent years edit

tessa's height has plateaued at five feet and four and a half inches, although she rounds up to five feet and five inches on her passport and in casual conversation.

Personal life edit

tessaesque lives a mysterious life. it has been rumored that her favorite condiment is honey mustard, although some scholars believe that she prefers aioli.

Death edit

it is likely that tessa will die one day, although no one can be certain.

Articles Edited edit

for personal reference! some are minor edits

No-budget film, Space advertising

External Links edit