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Hello and welcome to my humble wiki-abode. If you play straight with me you'll find me a considerate editor. But cross me, and you'll soon discover that beneath this playful, boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless, sadistic maniac. Just kidding! Here's a little about me.

 This user is a British Citizen.
 This user identifies as a
Democratic Socialist.
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  This user is proud to be a nerd, although they prefer not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.
  This user drinks Diet Coke religiously.
 This user is a chocoholic.
 This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley".


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ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
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This user supports the use of gender-neutral language when it reasonably exists as an alternative to a common gendered word.
AmE-0This user does not understand the American "English" "language" artificially created by Noah Webster in 1828 for no other reason than just to be "different" and bloody well doesn't want to.
A, B, and
A and B
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
Y'allHey y'all! This user is a fan or speaker of Southern dialect, where we have "owl" not "oil" like them Yankees.



♂♀This user supports gender equality.
  This user supports equal rights for queer people.
 This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
 This user supports
universal health care.
 This user believes in the separation of church and state. 
 This user never wants to see the image on the left again.
 This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia.
  This user opposes monarchism.



 This user drinks cider.
 This user prefers Chicago-style pizza. 
EVEThis user plays EVE Online.
 This user is car-free. 
  This user wishes they had a DeLorean.
 This user is interested in law.
 This user is a Airbus A380 fan.
 This user is a fan of the Supermarine Spitfire.