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This user has a complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Hrkt-2
This user has an intermediate understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
这个用户认为汉字简化汉字发展起了正面作用。
This user thinks that Simplified Chinese characters are a positive step in the development of Chinese characters.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
cmn這個用戶的母語官話
这个用户的母语官话
ja-2この利用者は中級日本語ができます。
C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.
CThis user can program in C.
BASICThis user can program in BASIC.
C++This user can program in C++.
PHP This user is a PHP Coder.
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
vb.netThis user is a Visual Basic .NET programmer.
SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.
reThis user writes regular expressions.
User programs in VBA.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
XMLThis user can write XML.
xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.
A Kiwi bird.This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).
Four Penguins.This user knows that penguins are evil!
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.
This user is a fish owner.
This user owns goldfish.
This user has a pet Goldfish.
This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
=DThis user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.
ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
アニメ
sub
This user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.
デス
ノート
This user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.
This user is a Hokage.
This user is a Leaf Villager.
This user is a member of the Uchiha clan.
FORTEThis person favours Forte.EXE as his/her NetNavi
Shin-chanThis user is a fan of Crayon Shin-chan.
This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
PidginThis user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
This user uses µTorrent.
This user uses eMule.
This user contributes using Firefox.
osThis user uses an operating system.
This user uses Vista Ultimate.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.
This user contributes using Vim.
This user contributes using a laptop.
PiscesThis user is a Pisces.
This user hates it when cool images are deleted.