| This user has satellite television provided by DirecTV. |
Fox News | This user hates Fox News and anything connected to it. |
FOX | This user hates FOX and all of its affiliates. |
TURANGA LEELA | This user is a certified starship captain. |
PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH | This user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that! |
BUREAUCRAT HERMES CONRAD | This user is anal 78.36% of the time. |
CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN | This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. |
KAHN | This User thinks you are a Redneck Hillbilly! |
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This user aspires to become the first Platter woman to walk down the aisle a virgin.
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ABE | This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star! |
Bart | This user is an underachiever and proud of it. "Ay Caramba!" |
Bart | This user wants you to "Eat my shorts!" |
SM | This user's favourite film of all time was first shown (in America) on 27th July '07; SIMPSONS MOVIE! |
Dr. Who | This User can't decide which is better, the Daleks or the Cybermen? |
| This user's other car is a TARDIS. | |
SG | This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets. |
| This user is from the planet Earth. | |
news | The only reality show this user watches is the news. |
AFV | This user loves to watch America's Stupidest Idiots on AFV. |
M.D. | This user watches House. |
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