Joshua McCully
Joshua in 2012 at the Bad Teen Cams Festival
Born (1992-12-19) December 19, 1992 (age 31)
Occupation(s)Kitchen Assistant, Cleaner
Years active1999–present
SpousePaul McCully (1992–Present)

Joshua "Josh" McCully (born 19 December, 1992) is a British hairdresser from Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. He first attended Linthwaite Ardron Memorial Junior School from 1998 - 2001. He ended his education at Shelley College, stating that he was "too good" to get his English and Maths GCSEs. Josh was confirmed by a psychologist to have displayed psychopathic tendendencies. Josh apparently choked to death after trying to "down" a large burger in one bite on the 27th of January 2012, it was estimated that around 3 people attended his funeral, including the vicar. However it was later revealed that Joshua had been in hiding, and had asked his sidekick James Wilkinson to help Joshua fake his own death in order to hide his shame for publicly messing himself.

Background

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Josh is mainly recognised for several small appearances in the British comedy Last of the Summer Wine.He is a fan of The Bill and has watched it since he was a little boy. Josh is also a big fan of primeval on ITV . Joshua was once an apprentice hairdresser and his main goal in life was originally own his own salon in cyprus but then decided he was going to be a chef at an old folks home for the rest of his life instead.He used to own a 49cc moped thaqt sits nicely at 42 MPH. Recently Joshua smashed up his 300cc Gilera Nexus, and was riding a Yamaha VP 300 until 2012 when he bought a top of the range Ford Ka. Joshua's contribution to the well being of the Earth and the Human Race will be published in 2025 the 2page novel will detail every good deed Joshua ever did in his entire life.

Personality and Fame

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Josh has been described by many critics as "annoying" and "vulgar". He rose to fame as the worst ever Halo: Reach player in the entire world. Joshua was praised throughout his life for his devotion to working with children, especially those under the age of 16. His taste in music varied throughout his brief life, as a child he was a big fan of Classical Music and wanted to be an astronaut and then, for no apparent reason other than a bump to the head, he became obsessed with pop music and his aspiration to go into space became an aspiration to prepare and eat food.

Sexuality

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Josh's sexuality has been under serious debate ever since he was found naked in his bed after being heavily intoxicated and possibly spiked by one of his "True Mates".

Modelling Career

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Joshua's most famous shoot ("I Eat Babies") for Men's Health)

Josh had a brief Modelling career where he posed for Men's Health Magazine. Within which he did many naked shoots. He was voted "Body of the year" in 2009 for his famous "I eat babies" photoshoot. However he was fired from working with the magazine when he was caught in the company kitchen unconscious after eating the entire staffs' supply of food for that month. McCully was arrested and sent to prison, however he was released after a week because he was considered "too creepy for prison" by his fellow inmates who refused to shower with him. It was decided that the best course of action was to get the Queen to give Joshua an official pardon. Queen Elizabeth II accepted this request citing that it was best for the country.

Filmography

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Film
Year Film Role Notes
2001 How to stuff your Teddy Himself Straight-to-DVD
2003 How not to play your PS2 Idiot
2007 How not to play your 360 Idiot Teen Choice Award for Choice Breakout Movie Star Male
Nominated — Teen Choice Award for Choice Movie Chemistry (shared with James Wilkinson)
Nominated — Teen Choice Award for Choice Movie Liplock (shared with James Wilkinson)
Nominated — Teen Choice Award for Choice Movie Love Scene (shared with James Wilkinson)
2009 Shelley College: Worst GCSE results live! Himself Teen Choice Award for Choice Movie Actor: Action/Adventure/Thriller
Nominated — Teen Choice Award for Choice Movie Rumble (shared with Elisha Cuthbert and Brian Van Holt)
2012 Bad Teen Cams Cam Slave
Television
Year Title Role Notes
2000 Last Of The Summer Wine Fat Kid in the background Episode 189
The Bill Paper Boy Recurring cast (Season 1; 11 episodes)
2002 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Fat Corpse Episode 3.02: "The Accused Is Entitled"
2003–2009, 2012 Joshua's House of Fun Himself Main role (Seasons 1-6; 2003–2009; 130 episodes)
Teen Choice Award for Choice Breakout TV Star Male (2004)
Teen Choice Award for Choice TV Actor: Drama (2008)
Nominated — Teen Choice Award for Choice TV Actor: Drama/Action/Adventure (2004, 2006)
Nominated — Teen Choice Award for Choice TV Actor: Drama (2005)
Nominated — Teen Choice Award for Choice TV Chemistry (2005; shared with James Lafferty)
Nominated — Prism Award for Performance in a Drama Series Storyline (2006)
2010 Joshua "Gay" Day gets shot in the ass Himself YouTube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaY7VUtloaQ)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars Jabba the Hutt
Music videos
Year Title Role Notes
2010 "Un-Thinkable (I'm Ready)" Belly Dancer Alicia Keys video

Awards

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You Tube

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Josh has had minor roles in various You Tube videos including a film about child abuse with bb guns.

Presumed Death

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The truth surrounding Joshua's presumed death still remains a mystery, it was presumed that he choked whilst trying to eat a Big Mac in one bite. However he was later found to just be in hiding due to suffering a massive Diarrhoea attack.